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Gordita Chronicles

A Latina reporter looks back on her childhood as a chubby, willful, reluctant Dominican immigrant growing up with her eccentric family in 1980s Miami.

Director

N/A

Year

Genre

Production

Osprey Productions,Cinestar Pictures,Sony Pictures Television,UnbeliEVAble Entertainment

Awards

1 win & 2 nominations total

Homepage

https://www.hbomax.com/series/gordita-chronicles

Adela Castelli

Diana Maria Riva

Victor Castelli

Juan Javier Cardenas

Carlota 'Cucu' Castelli

Olivia Goncalves

Emilia Castelli

Savannah Nicole Ruiz

Ashley Bell

Yosmel 'Yoshy' Hernandez

Adult Cucu

Cari

Adriana Sofia Fontánez

Mari

Dani

Valerie

Craig Cooper

Ian Reed Kesler

Rigo

Safi

Mr. Frank

Isabel

Paulina Isabel Quiñones Haigler

Betsy

Yandra

Rebecca Delgado Smith

Álvaro

Arian S. Cartaya

Mamalín

Rosmery 'Boquita' Almonte

Ms. Baptiste

Principal Álvarez

Nelson Ascencio

Chad

London Cheshire

Nick

Eduardo

Sunshine Logroño

Diego

Daniel Montilla

Employee #1

Columbus Boy

Ethan Schwartz Pabon

Esmeralda

Luis

Keith Colorado

Walter

Mr. Monroe

Gloria Impersonator

Martin

Mauricio Ovalle

Police Officer

Ingrid

Buddy

Clerk

Xavier Rivera-Hurtado

Daniel

Charlie

Darlene Violette

Examiner

Lázaro

Carlos E. Gonzalez

Mrs. Hayes

Inés

Bubblegum Girl

Theatre Employee

Eduardo Rodriguez

Cashier

Bubblegum Girl #2

Anastasiia Tsymbalista

Yasiel Franco

Homeowner

Mrs. Martinez

Elderly Lady

Gladys Rodriguez

Melanie

Nathalie Sepulveda

Hostess

Cute Boy

Boy #1

Marcelo Otaño Marrero

Justin

Omar Jean Del Pino Gonzalez

Mr. Godel

Dan Sanders-Joyce

Emcee

Cousin 1

Cuban Guy

Sebastian Vázquez

Ramón

Boy #2

Gian Philippe Ruidiaz

Exec #1

Edward Lee Thompson

Little Girl

Ignacio

Carol

Cuban DJ

Javier Santiago

Buxom Neighbor #1

Boy #1

Latin Boy

Esai Daniel Cross

Buxom Neighbor #2

Stage Manager

Latino Security Guard

Boy #2

Football Player

Justin Jarzombek

Buxom Neighbor #3

Boy #3

Maximo X. Pantoja

Kevin

Employee #2

Jeffrey Holsman

Neighbor #1

Cristina Duperray

Neighbor #2

Fat Steven

Adolfo Busó Steffens

Bubblegum girl

Milena McConnell

Teacher

Pageant Judge

Teacher

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- Or I could just win this, - Gordita Chronicles

- Or I could just win this,

As soon as I can
feel my legs again, - Gordita Chronicles

As soon as I can feel my legs again,

Of the flight crew on
the Gemini mission, - Gordita Chronicles

Of the flight crew on the Gemini mission,

crude, heartless,
and blond. Ugh. - Gordita Chronicles

crude, heartless, and blond. Ugh.

- Now, please welcome - Gordita Chronicles

- Now, please welcome

- We didn't have
coupons in the D.R., - Gordita Chronicles

- We didn't have coupons in the D.R.,

- Honey, half the
business in this town - Gordita Chronicles

- Honey, half the business in this town

- It's when your belly
sticks out farther - Gordita Chronicles

- It's when your belly sticks out farther

Before that, all
the other astronauts - Gordita Chronicles

Before that, all the other astronauts

That'll show our cousins
that the Castellis, - Gordita Chronicles

That'll show our cousins that the Castellis,

He has choreographed for bar
mitzvahs, dinner theater, - Gordita Chronicles

He has choreographed for bar mitzvahs, dinner theater,

"Eat this Cuban sandwich." - Gordita Chronicles

"Eat this Cuban sandwich."

- Yes, and we can send them
the little newspaper clippings - Gordita Chronicles

- Yes, and we can send them the little newspaper clippings

Plus, Halloween is
the perfect night - Gordita Chronicles

Plus, Halloween is the perfect night

I'm doing twos in
space like a man." - Gordita Chronicles

I'm doing twos in space like a man."

I'm Chad, - Gordita Chronicles

- Bye, Val.
- Well, I know I'm all sweaty, - Gordita Chronicles

- Bye, Val. - Well, I know I'm all sweaty,

- Well, I heard
from the mechanic. - Gordita Chronicles

- Well, I heard from the mechanic.

Coconuts, Playmates,
Madam T's, Señor Butts? - Gordita Chronicles

Coconuts, Playmates, Madam T's, Señor Butts?

Meeting adjourned.
Good work, Eduardo. - Gordita Chronicles

Meeting adjourned. Good work, Eduardo.

- Emilia wasn't funny. - Gordita Chronicles

- Emilia wasn't funny.

- Don't worry,
the choreographies - Gordita Chronicles

- Don't worry, the choreographies

- Mr. Frank thinks that I'm
going to be the star player - Gordita Chronicles

- Mr. Frank thinks that I'm going to be the star player

I know he was our
first American car, - Gordita Chronicles

I know he was our first American car,

- It's unlikely - Gordita Chronicles

- It's unlikely

- It's a delicious buffet
of dance featuring salsa, - Gordita Chronicles

- It's a delicious buffet of dance featuring salsa,

Because I'm going to
be your pageant coach. - Gordita Chronicles

Because I'm going to be your pageant coach.

You are looking at
Miss Mango Banilejo - Gordita Chronicles

You are looking at Miss Mango Banilejo

I was gonna drive the
other way on the A1A - Gordita Chronicles

I was gonna drive the other way on the A1A

You know Mr. Frank has
spent a lot of time - Gordita Chronicles

You know Mr. Frank has spent a lot of time

- Please stop laughing.
- Pero the only Dominican - Gordita Chronicles

- Please stop laughing. - Pero the only Dominican

Don't you think
it's inappropriate - Gordita Chronicles

Don't you think it's inappropriate

- So Mami took Mamalin to
the only Miami hot spot - Gordita Chronicles

- So Mami took Mamalin to the only Miami hot spot

- A brand-new, used, salvaged, or seized-in-a-drug-bust car.

- Oh, my name's not
fatso. It's Cucu. - Gordita Chronicles

- Oh, my name's not fatso. It's Cucu.

- No, the last guy that
tried to correct him - Gordita Chronicles

- No, the last guy that tried to correct him

- I know I haven't
played before, - Gordita Chronicles

- I know I haven't played before,

- You know, with both
girls gone tonight, - Gordita Chronicles

- You know, with both girls gone tonight,

Uh, we dipped into our
savings for the fridge, - Gordita Chronicles

Uh, we dipped into our savings for the fridge,

- Look, if it makes you
feel so "uncomfortable," - Gordita Chronicles

- Look, if it makes you feel so "uncomfortable,"

- Hey. Fatso means
gordita, gordita. - Gordita Chronicles

- Hey. Fatso means gordita, gordita.

- That rich comparona that
called me "la pobrecita" - Gordita Chronicles

- That rich comparona that called me "la pobrecita"...

- Emilia should
have been excited, - Gordita Chronicles

- Emilia should have been excited,

- Oh. Well, maybe we can play - Gordita Chronicles

- Oh. Well, maybe we can play

Mija, you had a beautiful
terraza in Santo Domingo. - Gordita Chronicles

Mija, you had a beautiful terraza in Santo Domingo.

- Well, I can't let
him go on thinking - Gordita Chronicles

- Well, I can't let him go on thinking

- And that's how I
learned that in America, - Gordita Chronicles

- And that's how I learned that in America,

- Papi went to boarding
school in Switzerland - Gordita Chronicles

- Papi went to boarding school in Switzerland

- How is that great news? I
thought you were gonna say - Gordita Chronicles

- How is that great news? I thought you were gonna say

I can't believe you
traded it for this. - Gordita Chronicles

I can't believe you traded it for this.

They even named a
drink after him, - Gordita Chronicles

They even named a drink after him,

He bought a used
car for 50% off, - Gordita Chronicles

He bought a used car for 50% off,

- Good luck with that, - Gordita Chronicles

- Good luck with that,

I know what you guys
are talking about, - Gordita Chronicles

I know what you guys are talking about,

I mean, how will everybody know
who my great-grandfather was, - Gordita Chronicles

I mean, how will everybody know who my great-grandfather was...

- Esmeralda Castelli was - Gordita Chronicles

- Esmeralda Castelli was

- Ay, Mami. I know it's not - Gordita Chronicles

- Ay, Mami. I know it's not

And I'm sure he would love
those bonus brownie points - Gordita Chronicles

And I'm sure he would love those bonus brownie points

- And it turned out, I
wasn't the only one surprised - Gordita Chronicles

- And it turned out, I wasn't the only one surprised

- Um, Cucu, is that - Gordita Chronicles

- Um, Cucu, is that

- Back in the DR, my mom
was a social butterfly. - Gordita Chronicles

- Back in the DR, my mom was a social butterfly.

This table is more crooked
than the Trujillo dictatorship. - Gordita Chronicles

This table is more crooked than the Trujillo dictatorship.

- And so one summer,
it was really hot, - Gordita Chronicles

- And so one summer, it was really hot,

They even have a little
book that tells you - Gordita Chronicles

They even have a little book that tells you

- We'd like to swap these
for Florida licenses, please. - Gordita Chronicles

- We'd like to swap these for Florida licenses, please.

Well, she left the window open, - Gordita Chronicles

Well, she left the window open,

I guarantee
I'll find us a fair price - Gordita Chronicles

I guarantee I'll find us a fair price

- I'm sorry, you can only
swap out-of-state licenses. - Gordita Chronicles

- I'm sorry, you can only swap out-of-state licenses.

- Whoop,
whoop! Dance police. - Gordita Chronicles

- Whoop, whoop! Dance police.

- Speaking of flying the coop, - Gordita Chronicles

- Speaking of flying the coop,

I'm sorry. I don't
speak the español. - Gordita Chronicles

I'm sorry. I don't speak the español.

I made that out of antique lace - Gordita Chronicles

I made that out of antique lace

After all, I am a master - Gordita Chronicles

After all, I am a master

Loud music, cursing, - Gordita Chronicles

Loud music, cursing,

- You don't want to go to
the mall with your friends - Gordita Chronicles

- You don't want to go to the mall with your friends

- Exactly... we can use her to
employ a marketing technique - Gordita Chronicles

- Exactly... we can use her to employ a marketing technique

- They do always
get the best table, - Gordita Chronicles

- They do always get the best table,

- Uh, it's fine, at
least we can drive - Gordita Chronicles

- Uh, it's fine, at least we can drive

- That can wait. This
car might be passed down - Gordita Chronicles

- That can wait. This car might be passed down

- Qué qué?
- I think she's describing - Gordita Chronicles

- Qué qué? - I think she's describing

- She couldn't wait
to spread her wings. - Gordita Chronicles

- She couldn't wait to spread her wings.

- Ooh, Castelli dance party. - Gordita Chronicles

- Ooh, Castelli dance party.

Those viejitos fled Cuba in 1959 - Gordita Chronicles

Those viejitos fled Cuba in 1959

- Why am I the only one in
the family that can't dance? - Gordita Chronicles

- Why am I the only one in the family that can't dance?

- Emilia, aren't you tired - Gordita Chronicles

- Emilia, aren't you tired

Make that radio bemba
work for us, huh? - Gordita Chronicles

Make that radio bemba work for us, huh?

So, if you sign
here, here, and here, - Gordita Chronicles

So, if you sign here, here, and here,

It's gonna take another
revolución to get them to move. - Gordita Chronicles

It's gonna take another revolución to get them to move....

The only people who don't
sleep in their house - Gordita Chronicles

The only people who don't sleep in their house

- Ms. Baptiste?
- Did you recognize me - Gordita Chronicles

- Ms. Baptiste? - Did you recognize me

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A Latina reporter looks back on her childhood as a chubby, willful, reluctant Dominican immigrant growing up with her eccentric family in 1980s Miami.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: N/A

Writer: Claudia Forestieri

Production: Osprey Productions,Cinestar Pictures,Sony Pictures Television,UnbeliEVAble Entertainment

Genre: comedy, family

Year: 2022

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 7.5

BoxOffice:

Released: 23 Jun 2022

Awards: 1 win & 2 nominations total

Homepage: https://www.hbomax.com/series/gordita-chronicles