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Gordita Chronicles

I saw the same thing ona triple wedding episode of "Lágrimas y Machetes." If I can't dump...

I saw the same thing on
a triple wedding episode of "Lágrimas y Machetes." If I can't dump him, I'm
gonna make him dump me

Full Transcript

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- I saw the same thing on a triple wedding episode
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of "Lágrimas y Machetes."
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If I can't dump him, I'm gonna make him dump me.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:22
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Season
1
Episode
9
Genres
comedy, family
Production
Osprey Productions,Cinestar Pictures,Sony Pictures Television,UnbeliEVAble Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A Latina reporter looks back on her childhood as a chubby, willful, reluctant Dominican immigrant growing up with her eccentric family in 1980s Miami.
S01 • E03 - Ay, Señora Castelli, what are you doing? - Gordita Chronicles 00:09
- Ay, Señora Castelli, what are you doing?
S01 • E01 - Like the quicksand you're sinking in - Gordita Chronicles 00:06
- Like the quicksand you're sinking in
S01 • E10 I'm gonna be her chambelán, right, babe? - Gordita Chronicles 00:06
I'm gonna be her chambelán, right, babe?
S01 • E08 - More like a combination of sad and ugly. - Gordita Chronicles 00:05
- More like a combination of sad and ugly.
S01 • E05 Love spell, love curse, money spell. - Gordita Chronicles 00:05
Love spell, love curse, money spell.
S01 • E10 - Right, "babe." - Gordita Chronicles 00:06
- Right, "babe."
S01 • E06 Go to your office and write the best airplane slogan ever. - Gordita Chronicles 00:05
Go to your office and write the best airplane slogan ever.
S01 • E04 I mean, I made you a little sopita because I don't know - Gordita Chronicles 00:06
I mean, I made you a little sopita because I don't know
S01 • E06 - And you're going to outsell that surprisingly rude child - Gordita Chronicles 00:07
- And you're going to outsell that surprisingly rude ch...
S01 • E05 - Mima put a curse on Che Guevara - Gordita Chronicles 00:07
- Mima put a curse on Che Guevara
S01 • E04 Is it just me, or does this house look like - Gordita Chronicles 00:06
Is it just me, or does this house look like
S01 • E01 The stress to impress was too much, and I was panicking. - Gordita Chronicles 00:16
The stress to impress was too much, and I was panicking.
S01 • E09 - As much as Emilia wanted to be part of - Gordita Chronicles 00:15
- As much as Emilia wanted to be part of
S01 • E07 - As I stood there under the weight of the patriarchy - Gordita Chronicles 00:15
- As I stood there under the weight of the patriarchy
S01 • E04 - It's not too late to turn around - Gordita Chronicles 00:06
- It's not too late to turn around
S01 • E02 I met two women in the building, - Gordita Chronicles 00:09
I met two women in the building,
S01 • E10 - Yeah. - Well, look me up - Gordita Chronicles 00:05
- Yeah. - Well, look me up
S01 • E06 The professional athletes playing - Gordita Chronicles 00:06
The professional athletes playing
S01 • E01 Well, maybe I lied. - Gordita Chronicles 00:07
Well, maybe I lied.
S01 • E05 Maybe we should just egg Chad's house or something. - Gordita Chronicles 00:06
Maybe we should just egg Chad's house or something.