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Gordita Chronicles

They put marijuana,razor blades in candy, and they kidnap childrenand force them to eat...

They put marijuana,
razor blades in candy, and they kidnap children
and force them to eat cats

Full Transcript

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They put marijuana, razor blades in candy,
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and they kidnap children and force them to eat cats.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
54
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:43
Uploaded
Mar 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy, family
Production
Osprey Productions,Cinestar Pictures,Sony Pictures Television,UnbeliEVAble Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A Latina reporter looks back on her childhood as a chubby, willful, reluctant Dominican immigrant growing up with her eccentric family in 1980s Miami.
S01 • E02 Unfortunately, after the move, - Gordita Chronicles 00:18
Unfortunately, after the move,
S01 • E01 And then I saw it... - Gordita Chronicles 00:32
And then I saw it...
S01 • E06 - After the whole Chad fiasco, - Gordita Chronicles 00:09
- After the whole Chad fiasco,
S01 • E08 - I'm a little businessman, - Gordita Chronicles 00:07
- I'm a little businessman,
S01 • E09 What are you waiting for? Go home and call him. - Gordita Chronicles 00:05
What are you waiting for? Go home and call him.
S01 • E10 It's all she can talk about. What was it that you said? - Gordita Chronicles 00:05
It's all she can talk about. What was it that you said?
S01 • E04 Is it a percentage, and a percentage of what, hmm? - Gordita Chronicles 00:05
Is it a percentage, and a percentage of what, hmm?
S01 • E07 - But why? Airplanes were just for boys - Gordita Chronicles 00:06
- But why? Airplanes were just for boys
S01 • E08 Take the cash and get those photos - Gordita Chronicles 00:06
Take the cash and get those photos
S01 • E04 I mean, how do I focus on business - Gordita Chronicles 00:06
I mean, how do I focus on business
S01 • E10 "Pageants are more fun than swimming pools." - Gordita Chronicles 00:08
"Pageants are more fun than swimming pools."
S01 • E09 Right after this "Lágrimas y Machetes" marathon. - Gordita Chronicles 00:05
Right after this "Lágrimas y Machetes" marathon.
S01 • E04 - Well, I do know a little bit about strip clubs. - Gordita Chronicles 00:06
- Well, I do know a little bit about strip clubs.
S01 • E03 - Mm-hmm. - Then slowly - Gordita Chronicles 00:10
- Mm-hmm. - Then slowly
S01 • E10 In fact, she's head dama in a very prominent quince. - Gordita Chronicles 00:05
In fact, she's head dama in a very prominent quince.
S01 • E07 Eating dots were just for boys until Ms. PAC-MAN. - Gordita Chronicles 00:05
Eating dots were just for boys until Ms. PAC-MAN.
S01 • E09 I'm gonna die alone. - Gordita Chronicles 00:05
I'm gonna die alone.
S01 • E05 We're gonna discuss our favorite Bible verses - Gordita Chronicles 00:07
We're gonna discuss our favorite Bible verses
S01 • E04 How do you think she paid for her tuition? - Gordita Chronicles 00:06
How do you think she paid for her tuition?
S01 • E03 There are way more qualified people in the building. - Gordita Chronicles 00:06
There are way more qualified people in the building.