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Gordita Chronicles

You're smart, you're beautiful, and I just know you'regonna find someone whose soul isn't...

You're smart, you're beautiful, and I just know you're
gonna find someone whose soul isn't trapped
in a haunted mirror

Full Transcript

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You're smart, you're beautiful,
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and I just know you're gonna find someone
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whose soul isn't trapped in a haunted mirror.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:37
Uploaded
Mar 27, 2025
Season
1
Episode
9
Genres
comedy, family
Production
Osprey Productions,Cinestar Pictures,Sony Pictures Television,UnbeliEVAble Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A Latina reporter looks back on her childhood as a chubby, willful, reluctant Dominican immigrant growing up with her eccentric family in 1980s Miami.
S01 • E08 But how do you have $25? You're a little kid. - Gordita Chronicles 00:05
But how do you have $25? You're a little kid.
S01 • E01 Then just tell me, what does his tongue taste like? - Gordita Chronicles 00:05
Then just tell me, what does his tongue taste like?
S01 • E05 They put marijuana, razor blades in candy, - Gordita Chronicles 00:08
They put marijuana, razor blades in candy,
S01 • E02 Unfortunately, after the move, - Gordita Chronicles 00:18
Unfortunately, after the move,
S01 • E01 And then I saw it... - Gordita Chronicles 00:32
And then I saw it...
S01 • E06 - After the whole Chad fiasco, - Gordita Chronicles 00:09
- After the whole Chad fiasco,
S01 • E08 - I'm a little businessman, - Gordita Chronicles 00:07
- I'm a little businessman,
S01 • E09 What are you waiting for? Go home and call him. - Gordita Chronicles 00:05
What are you waiting for? Go home and call him.
S01 • E10 It's all she can talk about. What was it that you said? - Gordita Chronicles 00:05
It's all she can talk about. What was it that you said?
S01 • E04 Is it a percentage, and a percentage of what, hmm? - Gordita Chronicles 00:05
Is it a percentage, and a percentage of what, hmm?
S01 • E07 - But why? Airplanes were just for boys - Gordita Chronicles 00:06
- But why? Airplanes were just for boys
S01 • E08 Take the cash and get those photos - Gordita Chronicles 00:06
Take the cash and get those photos
S01 • E10 "Pageants are more fun than swimming pools." - Gordita Chronicles 00:08
"Pageants are more fun than swimming pools."
S01 • E04 I mean, how do I focus on business - Gordita Chronicles 00:06
I mean, how do I focus on business
S01 • E09 Right after this "Lágrimas y Machetes" marathon. - Gordita Chronicles 00:05
Right after this "Lágrimas y Machetes" marathon.
S01 • E04 - Well, I do know a little bit about strip clubs. - Gordita Chronicles 00:06
- Well, I do know a little bit about strip clubs.
S01 • E03 - Mm-hmm. - Then slowly - Gordita Chronicles 00:10
- Mm-hmm. - Then slowly
S01 • E10 In fact, she's head dama in a very prominent quince. - Gordita Chronicles 00:05
In fact, she's head dama in a very prominent quince.
S01 • E07 Eating dots were just for boys until Ms. PAC-MAN. - Gordita Chronicles 00:05
Eating dots were just for boys until Ms. PAC-MAN.
S01 • E09 I'm gonna die alone. - Gordita Chronicles 00:05
I'm gonna die alone.