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The lives of upstairs guests and downstairs servants at a party in 1932 in a country house in England as they investigate a murder involving one of them.

Director: Robert Altman
Writer: Julian Fellowes, Robert Altman (based upon an idea by), Bob Balaban (based upon an idea by)
Production: USA Films
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 90/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: $41,274,328
Released: 18 Jan 2002
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. Another 35 wins & 73 nominations.

77 Clips & Quotes

What gift do you think a good servant has that separates them from the others - Gosford Park 01:12 What gift do you think a good servant has that separates... Tell us about the film you're going to make - Gosford Park 01:28 Tell us about the film you're going to make I'm the perfect servant - Gosford Park 00:12 I'm the perfect servant You Brits really don't have a sense of humor do you - Gosford Park 00:23 You Brits really don't have a sense of humor do you There's a broken coffee cup down here - Gosford Park 00:29 There's a broken coffee cup down here I believe in love - Gosford Park 00:39 I believe in love They'll hear you - Gosford Park 00:35 They'll hear you Nobody can stab a corpse and not know it - Gosford Park 00:24 Nobody can stab a corpse and not know it How do you manage to put up with these people - Gosford Park 00:23 How do you manage to put up with these people If there's one thing I don't look for in a maid - Gosford Park 00:25 If there's one thing I don't look for in a maid Where's that wretched Mabel - Gosford Park 00:55 Where's that wretched Mabel Doesn't eat meat - Gosford Park 00:52 Doesn't eat meat Bought marmalade - Gosford Park 00:15 Bought marmalade Can't a man hate his own father - Gosford Park 00:13 Can't a man hate his own father What happened to William's little maid - Gosford Park 00:41 What happened to William's little maid Here we go again - Gosford Park 00:57 Here we go again You haven't seen Commander Meredith anywhere - Gosford Park 00:45 You haven't seen Commander Meredith anywhere Someone's traipsed a load of mud in down here - Gosford Park 00:16 Someone's traipsed a load of mud in down here And what purpose could it possibly serve - Gosford Park 00:29 And what purpose could it possibly serve I'm Inspector Thom - Gosford Park 00:11 I'm Inspector Thom You didn't mean anything by it - Gosford Park 00:25 You didn't mean anything by it What was her family like - Gosford Park 00:39 What was her family like I think it's ridiculous - Gosford Park 00:29 I think it's ridiculous I don't think so - Gosford Park 00:32 I don't think so I've been wanting to do that ever since I first set eyes on you - Gosford Park 00:20 I've been wanting to do that ever since I first set eyes on... Why would anyone want to kill Sir William - Gosford Park 00:22 Why would anyone want to kill Sir William George has had his revenge on Mr - Gosford Park 00:20 George has had his revenge on Mr Don't do anything I wouldn't do - Gosford Park 00:23 Don't do anything I wouldn't do I have a date with a hot glass of milk - Gosford Park 00:15 I have a date with a hot glass of milk I'm desperate for a fag - Gosford Park 00:12 I'm desperate for a fag You're providing a lot of entertainment for nothing - Gosford Park 00:17 You're providing a lot of entertainment for nothing Difficult colour - Gosford Park 00:10 Difficult colour Do you really have to go back to London - Gosford Park 00:23 Do you really have to go back to London What's Lord Stockbridge like - Gosford Park 00:18 What's Lord Stockbridge like I'm ever so sorry - Gosford Park 00:51 I'm ever so sorry Don't worry about him - Gosford Park 00:19 Don't worry about him Do you think he's the murderer - Gosford Park 00:21 Do you think he's the murderer And why shouldn't I be interested in films - Gosford Park 00:45 And why shouldn't I be interested in films When a man's as short as you are - Gosford Park 00:24 When a man's as short as you are What  are  you wearing - Gosford Park 00:20 What are you wearing Like cafeteria style - Gosford Park 00:34 Like cafeteria style Machine made lace - Gosford Park 00:25 Machine made lace He's still got that vile little dog - Gosford Park 00:20 He's still got that vile little dog This is why we have rules and regulations - Gosford Park 00:15 This is why we have rules and regulations Please tell me you haven't come with condolences - Gosford Park 00:17 Please tell me you haven't come with condolences Are any of the others getting up for breakfast - Gosford Park 00:46 Are any of the others getting up for breakfast I can't stop thinkin' about those girls - Gosford Park 00:33 I can't stop thinkin' about those girls They're coming in a minute - Gosford Park 00:56 They're coming in a minute You should know to pack your woollies when you come to this house - Gosford Park 00:20 You should know to pack your woollies when you come to this... Something funny about that bloke - Gosford Park 00:18 Something funny about that bloke Is it true that Sir William could have married Lady Stockbridge if he'd wanted to - Gosford Park 01:10 Is it true that Sir William could have married Lady... How much longer are you going to go on making films - Gosford Park 01:11 How much longer are you going to go on making films Why do we spend our time living through them - Gosford Park 00:41 Why do we spend our time living through them I don't think I'll wear that shirt after all - Gosford Park 00:25 I don't think I'll wear that shirt after all Do you think he'll be as long as he usually is - Gosford Park 00:16 Do you think he'll be as long as he usually is A major crisis has arisen - Gosford Park 02:06 A major crisis has arisen They're rather a mixed bunch - Gosford Park 02:29 They're rather a mixed bunch Mary Maceachran - Gosford Park 01:05 Mary Maceachran It makes you sound desperate - Gosford Park 00:17 It makes you sound desperate Her Ladyship says Sir William loves his shooting - Gosford Park 00:25 Her Ladyship says Sir William loves his shooting What do I do with her Ladyship's jewels - Gosford Park 00:35 What do I do with her Ladyship's jewels Mabel is so clever to pack light - Gosford Park 00:30 Mabel is so clever to pack light Always eats with her own staff - Gosford Park 00:34 Always eats with her own staff What's the matter with you - Gosford Park 00:36 What's the matter with you I'll murder that dog one day - Gosford Park 00:17 I'll murder that dog one day Far be it from me to contradict Louisa - Gosford Park 00:15 Far be it from me to contradict Louisa Is everything all right - Gosford Park 00:12 Is everything all right That's not fair - Gosford Park 00:10 That's not fair Could we possibly get on before I  freeze to death - Gosford Park 00:17 Could we possibly get on before I freeze to death What about Claudette Colbert - Gosford Park 00:22 What about Claudette Colbert Seems much more than just background music - Gosford Park 00:16 Seems much more than just background music Has anyone checked her outfit - Gosford Park 00:25 Has anyone checked her outfit I simply don't dare - Gosford Park 02:05 I simply don't dare I didn't expect anything half as exotic - Gosford Park 00:15 I didn't expect anything half as exotic You mean apart from having no home and no job - Gosford Park 00:20 You mean apart from having no home and no job I'll leave you to your book - Gosford Park 00:13 I'll leave you to your book At least your boy is alive - Gosford Park 00:12 At least your boy is alive

Cast

Constance Trentham - Maggie Smith
William McCordle - Michael Gambon
Sylvia McCordle - Kristin Scott Thomas
Isobel McCordle - Camilla Rutherford
Raymond Stockbridge - Charles Dance
Louisa Stockbridge - Geraldine Somerville
Anthony Meredith - Tom Hollander
Lavinia Meredith - Natasha Wightman
Ivor Novello - Jeremy Northam
Morris Weissman - Bob Balaban
Freddie Nesbitt - James Wilby
Mabel Nesbitt - Claudie Blakley
Rupert Standish - Laurence Fox
Jeremy Blond - Trent Ford
Henry Denton - Ryan Phillippe
Inspector Thompson - Stephen Fry
Constable Dexter - Ron Webster
Mary Maceachran - Kelly Macdonald
Robert Parks - Clive Owen
Mrs. Wilson - Helen Mirren
Mrs. Croft - Eileen Atkins
Elsie - Emily Watson
Jennings - Alan Bates
Probert - Derek Jacobi
Arthur - Jeremy Swift
Dorothy - Sophie Thompson
Sarah - Frances Low
Renee - Joanna Maude
Ellen - Sarah Flind
Lottie - Lucy Cohu
Albert - Will Beer
Jim - Leo Bill
Fred (as Gregor Henderson Begg) - Gregor Henderson-Begg
Merriman - John Atterbury
Mr. Burkett - Frank Thornton
Strutt - Ron Puttock
McCordle's Loader - Adrian Preater
Loaders - John Cox
Loaders - Ken Davies
Loaders - Tony Davies
Loaders - Steve Markham
Loaders - Terry Sturmey
Loaders - Julian Such
Beaters - Alan Bland
Beaters - Geoff Double
Beaters - Robin Devereux
Beaters - John Fountain
Beaters - Richard Gamble
Beaters - Brian Rumsey
Beaters - George Sherman
Pip the Dog - Widget
American Actress - Natalie Danks-Smith