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Now you just gonna learn how guys talkYou just listen the way Martin and I banter back and forthYou okay You are ready SureLet's go inPerfect A pollack and a chinkHow are you doing Martin you crazy
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Gran Torino

Right, or... eeeh... my old lady bitches for two goddamn hours about how... eeeeh... they...

Walt Kowalski:
Now you just gotta learn how guys talk. You just listen to the way Martin and I banter it back and forth. You OK? You're ready?Thao Vang Lor:Sir!Walt Kowalski:Alright let's go in...Barber Martin:Perfect! A Polak and AND a Chink!Walt Kowalski:How ya doing Martin, you crazy Italian prick?Barber Martin:Walts! You cheap bastard! I should have known you'd come in, I was having such a pleasant day!Walt Kowalski:What'd you do? You ruse some poor blind guy out of his money? Gave him the wrong change?Barber Martin:Who's the Nip?Walt Kowalski:Ohh... He's a pussy kid from next door. I'm trying to man him up a little bit... You see kid, now that's how guys talk to one another.Thao Vang Lor:They do?Barber Martin:What, you got shit on your ribs?Walt Kowalski:Now you go out and come back in and talk to him like a man, like a REAL man. Come on! Get your ass outta here! Come on back now.Walt Kowalski:Sorry about this.Thao Vang Lor:What's up ya old Italian prick?Barber Martin: Get out of my shop before I blow your head off, you goddamn dick sucker! Go!Walt Kowalski:Jezus Christ, Holy Shit! Hehe. Take it easy, take it easy!Walt Kowalski:What the hell are you doing? Have you lost your mind?Thao Vang Lor:But that's what you said. That's what you said men say.Walt Kowalski:You don't just come in and insult the man in his own shop! You just don't do that. What happens if you meet some stranger? You get the wrong one, he's gonna blow your gook head right off!Thao Vang Lor:What should I have said then?Barber Martin:Well... why don't you start with... eeehm... Hi or Hello...Walt Kowalski:Yeah, just come in and say... eeeehm... Sir, I'd like a haircut if you have the time.Barber Martin:Yeah, be polite, but don't kiss ass.Walt Kowalski:In fact you could talk about a construction job you just came from and bitch about your girlfriend and your car.Barber Martin:eeeehm... Son of a bitch, I just got my brakes fixed and eeehmm those son of bitches really nailed me, I mean they screwed me right in the ass!Walt Kowalski:Yeah, don't swear AT the guy, just talk about people who are not in the room... eeeh... you could talk about your boss... eeeh... making you work extra time when there is bowling night.Barber Martin:Right, or... eeeh... my old lady bitches for two goddamn hours about how... eeeeh... they don't take expired coupons at the grocery stores. And the minute I turn on the fucking game, she starts crying how we never talk!

Full Transcript

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Now you just gonna learn how guys talk
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You just listen the way Martin and I banter back and forth
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You okay You are ready Sure
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Let's go in
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Perfect A pollack and a chink
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How are you doing Martin you crazy Italian prick
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Walt you cheap bastard I should have known you d come in
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I was having such a pleasant day What did you do
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Jew some poor blind guy out of his money
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Giving him a wrong change Who's the nip
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He is a pussy kid from next door I am just trying to man him up a little bit
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You see kid That's how guys talk to one another
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They do Do you have shit in your ears
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Now go out and come back in and talk to him like a man
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Like a real man
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Come on Get your ass out of here
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Come on back now Sorry about this
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That's ok
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What's up you old Italian prick
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Get out of my shop before I blow your head off you goddamn dick smoker
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Jesus Christ Shit
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Take it easy What the hell are you doing Have you lost your mind
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That's what you said That what you said men say
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You don't just come in and insult a man in his own shop
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What happens if you meet some stranger
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If you get the wrong one he's gonna blow you gook head right off
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What should I've said then Why don't you start with Hi or Hello
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Yeah just come in and say 'Sir I'd like a haircut if you have a time'
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Yeah be polite but don't kiss ass
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In fact you can talk about the construction job you just came from
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And bitch about your girl friend in your car
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Son of a bitch I've just got breaks fixed
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and those sons of the bitches really nailed me They screwed right in the ass
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Yeah don't swear at the guy Just talk about people who are not in the room
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You can bitch about your boss making you work overtime when it is bowling night
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Right my old lady bitches for two goddamn hours about how
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they don't take expired coupons at the grocery store
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and the minute I turn on a fucking game she starts crying we never talk
Available in 9 languages
Duration
134 seconds
Views
995
Timestamp in Movie
01:13:12
Uploaded
Feb 13, 2026
Genres
Production
Matten Productions,Double Nickel Entertainment,Gerber Pictures,Malpaso Productions,Village Roadshow Pictures,WV Films IV,Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

Disgruntled Korean War veteran Walt Kowalski sets out to reform his neighbor, Thao Lor, a Hmong teenager who tried to steal Kowalski's prized possession: a 1972 Gran Torino.

Actors

Clint Eastwood
Walt Kowalski
John Carroll Lynch
Barber Martin