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"Grandma's Boy" quotes

Grandma's Boy poster
A thirty-five-year-old video game tester has to move in with his grandma and her two old lady roommates.

Director: Nicholaus Goossen
Writer: Barry Wernick, Allen Covert, Nick Swardson
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2006
MetaScore: 33/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $6,090,172
Released: 06 Jan 2006
Awards: 1 nomination
What Come on Stop that - Grandma's Boy 00:08 What Come on Stop that Holy crap Dildo lunch - Grandma's Boy 00:04 Holy crap Dildo lunch I thought you were good at this - Grandma's Boy 00:38 I thought you were good at this How do you two know each other - Grandma's Boy 00:43 How do you two know each other It's just the kids and their break room - Grandma's Boy 00:12 It's just the kids and their break room I want to eat the TV - Grandma's Boy 00:04 I want to eat the TV You dirty dopers - Grandma's Boy 00:05 You dirty dopers So how much time do we have - Grandma's Boy 00:05 So how much time do we have Do you always sleep here - Grandma's Boy 00:29 Do you always sleep here Oh fucking bitch cock sucking fucker ass fuck - Grandma's Boy 00:07 Oh fucking bitch cock sucking fucker ass fuck Nice karma ''Guy blow '' You said it wrong stupid It's Shylo - Grandma's Boy 00:07 Nice karma ''Guy blow '' You said it... Can't you see he's sleeping - Grandma's Boy 00:23 Can't you see he's sleeping Who wants a piece of the grey bush - Grandma's Boy 00:05 Who wants a piece of the grey bush Space shuttle - Grandma's Boy 00:05 Space shuttle Try it - Grandma's Boy 00:04 Try it Marathon Fuck me - Grandma's Boy 00:04 Marathon Fuck me But I'll self park it in your asshole - Grandma's Boy 00:10 But I'll self park it in your asshole Why So you can jerk off on my mom - Grandma's Boy 00:10 Why So you can jerk off on my mom You guys think you're so fucking cool - Grandma's Boy 00:14 You guys think you're so fucking cool Robot Voice I am a genius - Grandma's Boy 00:05 Robot Voice I am a genius Don't slit your wrists - Grandma's Boy 00:05 Don't slit your wrists Get back to work testers - Grandma's Boy 00:04 Get back to work testers Oh My doll is a whore - Grandma's Boy 00:04 Oh My doll is a whore I wanna smoke it - Grandma's Boy 00:06 I wanna smoke it I'm the cookie monster - Grandma's Boy 00:04 I'm the cookie monster Can we go back to your grandma's house - Grandma's Boy 00:20 Can we go back to your grandma's house He gives me a reason to live - Grandma's Boy 00:06 He gives me a reason to live I was trying to save it from this baby - Grandma's Boy 00:07 I was trying to save it from this baby It's Bono's brother - Grandma's Boy 00:06 It's Bono's brother At the drive in - Grandma's Boy 00:28 At the drive in Well you were up till high school - Grandma's Boy 00:10 Well you were up till high school That was a good idea - Grandma's Boy 00:11 That was a good idea You're not jerking off on my dad - Grandma's Boy 00:30 You're not jerking off on my dad You forgot smoking lamp - Grandma's Boy 00:21 You forgot smoking lamp I should have worn a condom - Grandma's Boy 00:04 I should have worn a condom Fruit cup Nice Way to go Mom - Grandma's Boy 00:07 Fruit cup Nice Way to go Mom Ever hear of a dog - Grandma's Boy 00:04 Ever hear of a dog I'm gonna teach it taekwondo - Grandma's Boy 00:17 I'm gonna teach it taekwondo Take that you dirty dopers - Grandma's Boy 00:05 Take that you dirty dopers You can stay as long as you like and love any man you choose - Grandma's Boy 00:08 You can stay as long as you like and love any man you choose I kind of need to use the televis - Grandma's Boy 00:08 I kind of need to use the televis That Grace sure makes me feel warm and welcome - Grandma's Boy 00:09 That Grace sure makes me feel warm and welcome Where did you get this vase - Grandma's Boy 00:15 Where did you get this vase I'm an antique Yes you are Bea - Grandma's Boy 00:05 I'm an antique Yes you are Bea You remember Lara - Grandma's Boy 00:06 You remember Lara Three chicks and you - Grandma's Boy 00:04 Three chicks and you That's right Monkey Play my head - Grandma's Boy 00:05 That's right Monkey Play my head Are you sure this is OK - Grandma's Boy 00:07 Are you sure this is OK So who wants to hear about my S T D from the silent film era - Grandma's Boy 00:06 So who wants to hear about my S T D from the silent film era Now hit this joint and have some fun - Grandma's Boy 00:16 Now hit this joint and have some fun I think I forgot something - Grandma's Boy 00:11 I think I forgot something I have a bush too - Grandma's Boy 00:13 I have a bush too Your shit's weak - Grandma's Boy 00:05 Your shit's weak The phone's for you - Grandma's Boy 00:08 The phone's for you You were my first - Grandma's Boy 00:33 You were my first Maybe tomorrow you can introduce them to heroin - Grandma's Boy 00:07 Maybe tomorrow you can introduce them to heroin Baby want some milk - Grandma's Boy 00:07 Baby want some milk Sophie didn't die on the bed - Grandma's Boy 00:09 Sophie didn't die on the bed You're the reason Alex has been tired all week - Grandma's Boy 00:19 You're the reason Alex has been tired all week Someone ass getting laid tonight - Grandma's Boy 00:28 Someone ass getting laid tonight Your father tells me that you need a place to stay - Grandma's Boy 00:12 Your father tells me that you need a place to stay And by  Girlfriend  do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick everynight - Grandma's Boy 00:12 And by Girlfriend do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you... You know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here - Grandma's Boy 00:11 You know you can't raise your voice like that when the... And possibly shitting his pants - Grandma's Boy 00:24 And possibly shitting his pants Any chance I can crash on your couch tonight - Grandma's Boy 00:11 Any chance I can crash on your couch tonight My roommates said they were gonna get me rims for Christmas - Grandma's Boy 00:08 My roommates said they were gonna get me rims for Christmas So um I I finished my first level last night How far are you Alex - Grandma's Boy 00:06 So um I I finished my first level last night How far are you... I died on the floor - Grandma's Boy 00:32 I died on the floor That's uh quite the buffet you have there - Grandma's Boy 00:07 That's uh quite the buffet you have there How long you stayin' - Grandma's Boy 00:28 How long you stayin' I can't stop coming - Grandma's Boy 00:09 I can't stop coming Jerking off on my mom is one thing - Grandma's Boy 00:10 Jerking off on my mom is one thing Please sit on my face - Grandma's Boy 00:05 Please sit on my face Where do you get your weed - Grandma's Boy 00:12 Where do you get your weed Imitating Robot Voice Adios turd nuggets - Grandma's Boy 00:04 Imitating Robot Voice Adios turd nuggets I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house - Grandma's Boy 00:08 I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house What is that ringing - Grandma's Boy 00:10 What is that ringing How do you two know each other - Grandma's Boy 00:22 How do you two know each other Finally a roommate who goes shopping - Grandma's Boy 00:30 Finally a roommate who goes shopping

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