"Grandma's Boy" quotes
A thirty-five-year-old video game tester has to move in with his grandma and her two old lady roommates.
Director: Nicholaus Goossen
Writer: Barry Wernick, Allen Covert, Nick Swardson
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2006
MetaScore: 33/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $6,090,172
Released: 06 Jan 2006
Awards: 1 nomination
106 Clips
00:08 What Come on Stop that
00:04 Holy crap Dildo lunch
00:38 I thought you were good at this
00:43 How do you two know each other
00:12 It's just the kids and their break room
00:04 I want to eat the TV
00:05 You dirty dopers
00:05 So how much time do we have
00:29 Do you always sleep here
00:07 Oh fucking bitch cock sucking fucker ass fuck
00:07 Nice karma ''Guy blow '' You said it...
00:23 Can't you see he's sleeping
00:05 Who wants a piece of the grey bush
00:05 Space shuttle
00:04 Try it
00:04 Marathon Fuck me
00:10 But I'll self park it in your asshole
00:10 Why So you can jerk off on my mom
00:14 You guys think you're so fucking cool
00:05 Robot Voice I am a genius
00:05 Don't slit your wrists
00:04 Get back to work testers
00:04 Oh My doll is a whore
00:06 I wanna smoke it
00:04 I'm the cookie monster
00:20 Can we go back to your grandma's house
00:06 He gives me a reason to live
00:07 I was trying to save it from this baby
00:06 It's Bono's brother
00:28 At the drive in
00:10 Well you were up till high school
00:11 That was a good idea
00:30 You're not jerking off on my dad
00:21 You forgot smoking lamp
00:04 I should have worn a condom
00:07 Fruit cup Nice Way to go Mom
00:04 Ever hear of a dog
00:17 I'm gonna teach it taekwondo
00:05 Take that you dirty dopers
00:08 You can stay as long as you like and love any man you choose
00:08 I kind of need to use the televis
00:09 That Grace sure makes me feel warm and welcome
00:15 Where did you get this vase
00:05 I'm an antique Yes you are Bea
00:06 You remember Lara
00:04 Three chicks and you
00:05 That's right Monkey Play my head
00:07 Are you sure this is OK
00:06 So who wants to hear about my S T D from the silent film era
00:16 Now hit this joint and have some fun
00:11 I think I forgot something
00:13 I have a bush too
00:05 Your shit's weak
00:08 The phone's for you
00:33 You were my first
00:07 Maybe tomorrow you can introduce them to heroin
00:07 Baby want some milk
00:09 Sophie didn't die on the bed
00:19 You're the reason Alex has been tired all week
00:28 Someone ass getting laid tonight
00:12 Your father tells me that you need a place to stay
00:12 And by Girlfriend do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you...
00:11 You know you can't raise your voice like that when the...
00:24 And possibly shitting his pants
00:11 Any chance I can crash on your couch tonight
00:08 My roommates said they were gonna get me rims for Christmas
00:06 So um I I finished my first level last night How far are you...
00:32 I died on the floor
00:07 That's uh quite the buffet you have there
00:28 How long you stayin'
00:09 I can't stop coming
00:10 Jerking off on my mom is one thing
00:05 Please sit on my face
00:12 Where do you get your weed
00:04 Imitating Robot Voice Adios turd nuggets
00:08 I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house
00:10 What is that ringing
00:22 How do you two know each other
00:30 Finally a roommate who goes shopping
Cast
Samantha - Linda Cardellini
Alex - Allen Covert
Dante - Peter Dante
Grace - Shirley Jones
Bea - Shirley Knight