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Dad died six years ago, and let's be honest
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Graveyard Shark

Dad died six yearsago, and let's be honest, he was an awful human

Dad died six years
ago, and let's be honest, he was an awful human

Full Transcript

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Dad died six years ago, and let's be honest,
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he was an awful human.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
01:02:19
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Mad Angel Films

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Movie Summary

Renowned cryptid hunter Abby investigates the terrifying urban legend of the Graveyard Shark, a humanoid creature stalking its prey in Willsboro Point's graveyard. Teaming up with survivors, she uncovers the creature's dark origins.
Goddamn, if they're fucking off again, - Graveyard Shark 00:05
Goddamn, if they're fucking off again,
I can't leave them numbskulls alone - Graveyard Shark 00:07
I can't leave them numbskulls alone
Time to start going through resumes again. Damn bears. - Graveyard Shark 00:06
Time to start going through resumes again. Damn bears.
Abby, you must destroy all monsters. - Graveyard Shark 00:06
Abby, you must destroy all monsters.
So you ready for this? - I am. - Graveyard Shark 00:05
So you ready for this? - I am.
These two over here told us you were here - Graveyard Shark 00:06
These two over here told us you were here
How about it, Pookie? - No. - Graveyard Shark 00:05
How about it, Pookie? - No.
For the doctor. - Graveyard Shark 00:05
For the doctor.
I am a survivor, and I and I will not be eaten. - Graveyard Shark 00:07
I am a survivor, and I and I will not be eaten.
That's cat. That's fake news, bitch! - Graveyard Shark 00:07
That's cat. That's fake news, bitch!
Did I come at a bad time, - Graveyard Shark 00:06
Did I come at a bad time,
Yeah, no, we're all just surprised to see you - Graveyard Shark 00:08
Yeah, no, we're all just surprised to see you
Well, appears that I've run out of the good shit. - Graveyard Shark 00:06
Well, appears that I've run out of the good shit.
So if y'all done dillydallying, - Graveyard Shark 00:07
So if y'all done dillydallying,
It's only right that I help put and end to it, - Graveyard Shark 00:06
It's only right that I help put and end to it,
We're gonna have to split into teams - Graveyard Shark 00:05
We're gonna have to split into teams
Now be careful because there's a pond down there - Graveyard Shark 00:05
Now be careful because there's a pond down there
That's where the mausoleum is and lots of old structures, - Graveyard Shark 00:08
That's where the mausoleum is and lots of old structure...
If you run into him, - Graveyard Shark 00:07
If you run into him,
We'll all reconvene because only together - Graveyard Shark 00:07
We'll all reconvene because only together