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Don't you, why you, Jesus, he's so menacing!
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Graveyard Shark

Don't you, why you,Jesus, he's so menacing!

Don't you, why you,
Jesus, he's so menacing!

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Don't you, why you, Jesus, he's so menacing!
Duration
6 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:03
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Mad Angel Films

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Movie Summary

Renowned cryptid hunter Abby investigates the terrifying urban legend of the Graveyard Shark, a humanoid creature stalking its prey in Willsboro Point's graveyard. Teaming up with survivors, she uncovers the creature's dark origins.
Oh, Jesus, please! Oh, he's so sweaty! - Graveyard Shark 00:05
Oh, Jesus, please! Oh, he's so sweaty!
And there I was face to face with the beast, - Graveyard Shark 00:11
And there I was face to face with the beast,
Part of me wishes I had never knocked boots - Graveyard Shark 00:14
Part of me wishes I had never knocked boots
Sometimes I ask myself, "Was it worth it?" - Graveyard Shark 00:14
Sometimes I ask myself, "Was it worth it?"
Called the authorities, warned the town folk, - Graveyard Shark 00:06
Called the authorities, warned the town folk,
Call me a drunkard, label me as the local loony, - Graveyard Shark 00:17
Call me a drunkard, label me as the local loony,
So you know what I'm gonna do? Not a goddamn thing. - Graveyard Shark 00:06
So you know what I'm gonna do? Not a goddamn thing.
So somebody else will have to go take care - Graveyard Shark 00:05
So somebody else will have to go take care
So if I was you, - Graveyard Shark 00:08
So if I was you,
Okay, well, I might die, but I'm not running away. - Graveyard Shark 00:05
Okay, well, I might die, but I'm not running away.
I made a promise to myself that I would not be a coward, - Graveyard Shark 00:10
I made a promise to myself that I would not be a coward,
You can just stay here - Graveyard Shark 00:07
You can just stay here
♪ Tutu, ah tutu ♪ - Graveyard Shark 00:19
♪ Tutu, ah tutu ♪
♪ We're giving out samples in the Dixie cup ♪ - Graveyard Shark 00:14
♪ We're giving out samples in the Dixie cup ♪
You look like you could use a little - Graveyard Shark 00:06
You look like you could use a little
Okay, well, I just found out the horrifying - Graveyard Shark 00:06
Okay, well, I just found out the horrifying
What, that that loony fisherman guy - Graveyard Shark 00:06
What, that that loony fisherman guy
I would do the dishes half the time, - Graveyard Shark 00:09
I would do the dishes half the time,
I would go down on her like a stinky snow cone, though, - Graveyard Shark 00:07
I would go down on her like a stinky snow cone, though,
It's often been said, "Can't spell Pookie without two Os." - Graveyard Shark 00:09
It's often been said, "Can't spell Pookie wit...