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Graveyard Shark

I would do the dishes half the time, which I imagine is pretty fucking easy to do under...

I would do the dishes half the time, which I imagine is pretty fucking easy to do under the water,
and I wouldn't murder her!

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I would do the dishes half the time,
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which I imagine is pretty fucking easy
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to do under the water, and I wouldn't murder her!
Duration
9 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:31
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Mad Angel Films

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Movie Summary

Renowned cryptid hunter Abby investigates the terrifying urban legend of the Graveyard Shark, a humanoid creature stalking its prey in Willsboro Point's graveyard. Teaming up with survivors, she uncovers the creature's dark origins.
I would go down on her like a stinky snow cone, though, - Graveyard Shark 00:07
I would go down on her like a stinky snow cone, though,
It's often been said, "Can't spell Pookie without two Os." - Graveyard Shark 00:09
It's often been said, "Can't spell Pookie wit...
Yeah, I would just love it so much if we could talk - Graveyard Shark 00:07
Yeah, I would just love it so much if we could talk
I mean, who are we to judge what a man does - Graveyard Shark 00:06
I mean, who are we to judge what a man does
That I don't know 'cause this - Graveyard Shark 00:06
That I don't know 'cause this
Sounds like she could use a little advice - Graveyard Shark 00:08
Sounds like she could use a little advice
Trust in the process of the mean green dragon - Graveyard Shark 00:08
Trust in the process of the mean green dragon
Okay, this will help? Like- - Graveyard Shark 00:05
Okay, this will help? Like-
♪ Sweet temptation ♪ - Graveyard Shark 00:06
♪ Sweet temptation ♪
Yeah, because basically, it makes sense. - Graveyard Shark 00:05
Yeah, because basically, it makes sense.
- Abby, the time has come. - Dad, is that really you? - Graveyard Shark 00:07
- Abby, the time has come. - Dad, is that really you?
It's a version of me made up - Graveyard Shark 00:07
It's a version of me made up
That we have a responsibility - Graveyard Shark 00:10
That we have a responsibility
We also have the responsibility to protect them - Graveyard Shark 00:09
We also have the responsibility to protect them
Like, well, I couldn't protect you or save you back then. - Graveyard Shark 00:06
Like, well, I couldn't protect you or save you back the...
There's nothing that you could've done - Graveyard Shark 00:05
There's nothing that you could've done
You, my girl, have a chance to do something now. - Graveyard Shark 00:05
You, my girl, have a chance to do something now.
I'm not special. - You not special? - Graveyard Shark 00:05
I'm not special. - You not special?
You have everything you need - Graveyard Shark 00:09
You have everything you need
Dad, don't go. - Abby, - Graveyard Shark 00:08
Dad, don't go. - Abby,