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[first lines] Mission Control:
Please verify that the P1 ATA removal on replacement cap part 1 and 2 are complete. Explorer Captain:
DMA, M1, M2, M3 and M4 are complete. Mission Control:
Okay. Copy that, Explorer. Dr. Stone, Houston. Medical is concerned about your ECG readings. Ryan Stone:
I'm fine, Houston. Mission Control:
Well, Medical doesn't agree, Doc. Are you feeling nauseous? Ryan Stone:
Not anymore than usual, Houston. Diagnostics are green. Link to communications card ready for data reception. If this works, when we touch down tomorrow, I'm buying all you guys a round of drinks. Mission Control:
That's a date, Doctor. Just remember, Houston's partial to margaritas Ryan Stone:
Booting comms card now. Please confirm link, Mission Control:
That's a negative. We're not receiving any data. Ryan Stone:
Standby, Houston, I'm gonna reboot the comms card. Mission Control:
Standing by. Matt Kowalski:
Houston, I have a bad feeling about this mission. Mission Control:
Please expand. Matt Kowalski:
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