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"Please" Never made me any money, kid. In fact, just saying the word is giving me a...

Gravity Falls • S01E13 • 2012

"Please" Never made me any money, kid. In fact, just saying the word is giving me a burning sensation. Grunkle Stan, why do I have to wear this wolf costume? I think I'm getting hookworm. Ha ha! Yep, gluing dog hair to your body will do that. You have all these dumb fake exhibits in the shack. Meanwhile, I've seen actual amazing things in the forest every day. What if you hunted down a real attraction instead of lying to people for a living? And you should be nicer to your employees, too. Yeah! Look, you guys got a problem with how I run the shack, Take it up with the complaints department. Zing! Ha ha ha! I am going to write them such a letter!

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Please Never made me any money kid

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In fact just saying the word

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is giving me a burning sensation

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Grunkle Stan why do I have to wear this wolf costume

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I think I'm getting hookworm

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Ha ha Yep gluing dog hair to your body will do that

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You have all these dumb fake exhibits in the shack

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Meanwhile I've seen

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actual amazing things in the forest every day

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What if you hunted down a real attraction

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instead of lying to people for a living

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And you should be nicer to your employees too

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Yeah

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Look you guys got a problem with how I run the shack

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Take it up with the complaints department

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Zing Ha ha ha

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I am going to write them such a letter

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رجاء لم ت ربحني أي نقود قط يا فتاة

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في الواقع مجرد قول الكلمة يشعرني بحرقان في الصدر

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العم ستان لماذا يتعين علي ارتداء زي الذئب هذا

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أظنني بدأت أ صاب بالديدان الشصية

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نعم لصق شعر الكلاب بجسمك سيفعل ذلك

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لديك كل تلك المعروضات الغبية الزائفة في الكوخ

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بينما أنا أرى أشياء مدهشة حقيقية في الغابة كل يوم

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ماذا لو سعيت وراء مصدر جذب حقيقي بدل ا من الكذب على الناس لكسب قوتك

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وينبغي أيض ا أن تعامل موظفيك بلطف أكبر

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نعم

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اسمعا إن كانت لديكما اعتراض على أسلوب إدارتي للكوخ

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فلتتقدما بها إلى قسم الشكاوى

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قمامة

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سأكتب له رسالة شديدة اللهجة

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S'il te plaît ça ne m'a jamais rien rapporté

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D'ailleurs rien que de le dire j'ai l'impression que ma gorge est en feu

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Oncle Stan je dois porter ce costume ridicule

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J'ai comme des puces

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Quand on se colle des poils de chien c'est ce qui arrive

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Tout a été fabriqué de toutes pièces ici

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En attendant je vois des tas de trucs incroyables tous les jours dans la forêt

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Expose un truc qui est bien réel

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au lieu de mentir pour gagner ta vie

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Et sois plus gentil avec les employés

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Bien dit

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Si ça vous pose un problème comment je gère les choses

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faites un courrier au ministère des plaintes

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POUBELLE

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Je vais lui écrire moi au ministre

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Please tidak pernah membuatkan aku banyak uang Nak

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Faktanya hanya dengan menyebut kata katanya

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Aku telah diberikan sensasi terbakar

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Paman Stan kenapa aku harus memakai kostum rubah ini

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Aku pikir aku kena cacing tambang

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Ha ha Yep merekatkan bulu anjing ke tubuhmu akan terasa jadi seperti itu

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Kau memiliki semua pameran palsu yang bodoh di gubuk ini

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Sementara itu aku melihat

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benda menakjubkan yang nyata didalam hutan setiap hari

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Bagaimana jika kau berburu sebuah atraksi sebenarnya

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bukannya berbohong kepada orang orang untuk hidup

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Dan kau seharusnya menjadi baik kepada para karyawanmu juga

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Yeah

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Lihat kalian mendapat masalah dengan bagaimana aku menjalankan gubuknya

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Terima itu dengan Departemen Keluhan

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Zing Ha ha ha

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Aku akan menulisnya seperti sebuah surat

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Пожалуйста в карман не положишь малышка

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Вообще просто сказав это слово

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я чувствую горечь во рту

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Дядюшка Стэн почему я должен носить костюм волка

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Кажется у меня там уже блохи завелись

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Ха ха Ага чего не заведется в приклеенной к тебе собачьей шерсти

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У тебя тут целая хижина тупых фальшивок

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Когда я однако

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каждый день натыкаюсь в лесу на всякие чудеса

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Почему бы тебе не найти что нибудь настоящее

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чем лгать людям все время

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И тебе стоит быть повежливее с сотрудниками

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Да

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Походу ребята у вас проблема с тем как я управляюсь с хижиной

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Обсудите ее с отделом жалоб

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Дзинь Ха ха ха

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Я собираюсь написать им такое письмо

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Por favor nunca me ha dado dinero niña

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De hecho solo decir la palabra

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me da una sensación de quemazón

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Tío Stan por qué tengo que llevar este traje de lobo

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Creo que me está dando urticaria

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Sí pegar pelo de perro al cuerpo hace eso

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Tienes todas estas estúpidas muestras falsas en la cabaña

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Mientras que yo he visto

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cosas fantásticas de verdad en el bosque todos los días

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Y si cazas una atracción real

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en vez de mentir a la gente para vivir

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Y fueses más simpático con tus empleados también

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Sí

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Mirad si tenéis algún problema con cómo llevo la cabaña

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llevadlo al departamento de quejas

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Voy a escribirles una carta

Available in 6 languages

Duration

40 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

00:03:24

Uploaded

Mar 10, 2026

Season

1

Episode

13

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

Filmirage,Metaxa Corporation

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Movie Summary

Twin siblings Dipper and Mabel Pines spend the summer at their great-uncle's tourist trap in the enigmatic Gravity Falls, Oregon.