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Gravity Falls

Well, why didn't you say so? How old did you say you were? I'm... I'm 12, technically not...

Well, why didn't you say so? How old did you say you were? I'm... I'm 12, technically not a teen. When we were alive, teenagers were a scourge on our store. Always sassafrassin' customers With their boomie-boxes And disrespectful short pants, So we decided to up and ban them, But they retaliated with this newfangled rap music! The lyrics, they were so... Hateful! Homework's wack, and so are rules Tuckin' in your shirt's for fools Nooo! It was so shocking, we were stricken down With double heart attacks

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Well why didn't you say so
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How old did you say you were
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I'm
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I'm 12 technically not a teen
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When we were alive teenagers were a scourge on our store
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Always sassafrassin' customers
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With their boomie boxes
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And disrespectful short pants
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So we decided to up and ban them
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But they retaliated with this newfangled rap music
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The lyrics they were so Hateful
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Homework's wack and so are rules
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Tuckin' in your shirt's for fools
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Nooo
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It was so shocking we were stricken down
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With double heart attacks
Available in 6 languages
Duration
43 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:46
Uploaded
Mar 10, 2026
Season
1
Episode
5
Production
Filmirage,Metaxa Corporation

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Movie Summary

Twin siblings Dipper and Mabel Pines spend the summer at their great-uncle's tourist trap in the enigmatic Gravity Falls, Oregon.