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I sit on the loo and think about all the peopleI can have sex with now

I sit on the loo and think about all the people
I can have sex with now

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I sit on the loo
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and think about all the people I can have sex with now.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:57
Uploaded
May 09, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
drama

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Movie Summary

A series of blockbuster theatre productions filmed live by the National Theatre.
S01 • E03 My dear lord, your leave and favour to return to France, from whence, - Great British Theatre 00:19
My dear lord, your leave and favour to return to France, fro...
S01 • E01 And sitting next to me, a rival wizard, Saruman. - Great British Theatre 00:06
And sitting next to me, a rival wizard, Saruman.
S01 • E01 Christopher Frank Carandini Lee... - Great British Theatre 00:05
Christopher Frank Carandini Lee...
S01 • E01 ..the veteran of 200 movies, - Great British Theatre 00:06
..the veteran of 200 movies,
S01 • E02 The moment you realise someone wants your body. - Great British Theatre 00:08
The moment you realise someone wants your body.
S01 • E01 And quite early on in the meal, - Great British Theatre 00:07
And quite early on in the meal,
S01 • E03 He hath, my lord. I do beseech you give him leave to go. - Great British Theatre 00:06
He hath, my lord. I do beseech you give him leave to go.
S01 • E01 I promise you, they were gleaming as if he was contemplating a virgin neck. - Great British Theatre 00:05
I promise you, they were gleaming as if he was contemplating...
S01 • E03 Take thy fair hour Laertes, thy time be thine, - Great British Theatre 00:07
Take thy fair hour Laertes, thy time be thine,
S01 • E02 Into the shower. Boom. Bedroom. Makeup. Boom. Gonna really make an effort. - Great British Theatre 00:04
Into the shower. Boom. Bedroom. Makeup. Boom. Gonna really m...
S01 • E03 But now, our cousin Hamlet, and our son. - Great British Theatre 00:06
But now, our cousin Hamlet, and our son.
S01 • E01 And then he confided, "I read Lord of the Rings every year. - Great British Theatre 00:06
And then he confided, "I read Lord of the Rings every y...
S01 • E02 I take half an hour trying to look nice and I end up looking amazing. - Great British Theatre 00:06
I take half an hour trying to look nice and I end up looking...
S01 • E01 "I've always thought I should play Gandalf." - Great British Theatre 00:05
"I've always thought I should play Gandalf."
S01 • E02 It's the best in ages. One of those days. Boom! - Great British Theatre 00:05
It's the best in ages. One of those days. Boom!
S01 • E03 (CLEARS THROAT) - Great British Theatre 00:07
(CLEARS THROAT)
S01 • E02 Gorgeous, fresh faced, heels, wearing a skirt, new top, little bit sexy, - Great British Theatre 00:08
Gorgeous, fresh faced, heels, wearing a skirt, new top, litt...
S01 • E01 Look, welcome to the Harold Pinter Theatre. - Great British Theatre 00:05
Look, welcome to the Harold Pinter Theatre.
S01 • E03 Good Hamlet, cast thy nightly colour off - Great British Theatre 00:10
Good Hamlet, cast thy nightly colour off
S01 • E01 Good to have a theatre named after a playwright. Look at it. - Great British Theatre 00:04
Good to have a theatre named after a playwright. Look at it.