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"Greedy" quotes

Greedy poster
Rich, old uncle Joe is surrounded by relatives waiting/hoping for him to die while trying to look good and backstabbing the competition. What should he do?

Director: Jonathan Lynn
Writer: Lowell Ganz, Babaloo Mandel
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1994
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $13,137,484
Released: 04 Mar 1994
Awards: N/A

69 video clips

Uncle JoeLittle CarlDaniel McteagueLauraDanielGlenMolly RichardsonFrankRobinBartlettEdTinaDaniel Sr.PattiDennisDouglasHotel ClerkCarlDanny McteagueTv DirectorWayne
Where's my special boy - Greedy 00:12 Where's my special boy Why don't we all stop here Let this bimbo have his money - Greedy 00:09 Why don't we all stop here Let this bimbo have his... Look money's money OK l need it just like everybody else - Greedy 00:12 Look money's money OK l need it just like everybody... You hired an actor to pretend he was me and then pretended to fight with him - Greedy 00:17 You hired an actor to pretend he was me and then pretended... L didn't like the Beatles and l don't like you - Greedy 00:05 L didn't like the Beatles and l don't like you Damn it Stupid stupid - Greedy 00:12 Damn it Stupid stupid He used to brag how he got up at 5am to play racket ball at 71 years old - Greedy 00:10 He used to brag how he got up at 5am to play racket ball at... L'm just getting the hang of this - Greedy 00:14 L'm just getting the hang of this What you're you're gonna As soon as he gets back from work - Greedy 00:10 What you're you're gonna As soon as he gets back... These pills only work if l give them to him myself lt's a very rare condition - Greedy 00:32 These pills only work if l give them to him myself lt's... Tell your cousins l'm not afraid of them - Greedy 00:13 Tell your cousins l'm not afraid of them What happened Is he Coronary He died instantly - Greedy 00:37 What happened Is he Coronary He died instantly You missed the basket for the guy with the painted face - Greedy 00:17 You missed the basket for the guy with the painted face You know what I hate - Greedy 00:34 You know what I hate Yes but Then he double crossed us - Greedy 00:12 Yes but Then he double crossed us You wanna lighten up - Greedy 00:13 You wanna lighten up Your uncle was coughing most of the night sir - Greedy 00:14 Your uncle was coughing most of the night sir Carl I want a girl honey - Greedy 00:09 Carl I want a girl honey Where's my special boy - Greedy 00:12 Where's my special boy You're not broke are you Uncle Joe l am richer than shit - Greedy 00:06 You're not broke are you Uncle Joe l am richer than... Who are you - Greedy 00:16 Who are you She's going to get everything - Greedy 00:20 She's going to get everything You think l'm bonking the old gent Yeah we do - Greedy 00:15 You think l'm bonking the old gent Yeah we do A young girl with a body like that - Greedy 00:09 A young girl with a body like that I feel like a goddamn tea bag - Greedy 00:05 I feel like a goddamn tea bag OK Joe Bare knuckles toe to toe We've spent 20 years eating your shit - Greedy 00:12 OK Joe Bare knuckles toe to toe We've spent 20 years... Goddamn it One more word out of you - Greedy 00:09 Goddamn it One more word out of you So you're interested in money huh - Greedy 00:20 So you're interested in money huh L fear this has come as a shock to you - Greedy 00:11 L fear this has come as a shock to you Monday nights l go to this news stand to get the new TV Guide for Joe - Greedy 00:16 Monday nights l go to this news stand to get the new TV... Danny l love you and l believe in you - Greedy 00:12 Danny l love you and l believe in you L had no idea how sick you guys were Come spend a day with us - Greedy 00:09 L had no idea how sick you guys were Come spend a day with... Why don't we all stop here Let this bimbo have his money - Greedy 00:09 Why don't we all stop here Let this bimbo have his... Look money's money OK l need it just like everybody else - Greedy 00:12 Look money's money OK l need it just like everybody... Liar Happy birthday Uncle Joe - Greedy 00:10 Liar Happy birthday Uncle Joe You hired an actor to pretend he was me and then pretended to fight with him - Greedy 00:17 You hired an actor to pretend he was me and then pretended... How the hell do you lose 25 million - Greedy 00:08 How the hell do you lose 25 million L didn't like the Beatles and l don't like you - Greedy 00:05 L didn't like the Beatles and l don't like you We were all decent people till he got his hooks into us - Greedy 00:09 We were all decent people till he got his hooks into us What's the matter with you Do you not care about this hotel's reputation - Greedy 00:07 What's the matter with you Do you not care about this... L'm no more a nurse than you are a human being - Greedy 00:05 L'm no more a nurse than you are a human being Me For five years l begged you let's put him in a home - Greedy 00:11 Me For five years l begged you let's put him in a home Do you have any where she's leaning over a saddle looking coy - Greedy 00:06 Do you have any where she's leaning over a saddle... Damn it Stupid stupid - Greedy 00:12 Damn it Stupid stupid L want a camera on the kid's father when the kid's shooting the free throws - Greedy 00:07 L want a camera on the kid's father when the kid's... Yeah Look at these pictures she got of Glen and that gym instructor - Greedy 00:16 Yeah Look at these pictures she got of Glen and that gym... Sir May l ask for a reference before you go upstairs - Greedy 00:06 Sir May l ask for a reference before you go upstairs L'm just getting the hang of this - Greedy 00:14 L'm just getting the hang of this What you're you're gonna As soon as he gets back from work - Greedy 00:10 What you're you're gonna As soon as he gets back... These pills only work if l give them to him myself lt's a very rare condition - Greedy 00:50 These pills only work if l give them to him myself lt's... Tell your cousins l'm not afraid of them - Greedy 00:13 Tell your cousins l'm not afraid of them Stop l've got a metal plate in my head You do - Greedy 00:06 Stop l've got a metal plate in my head You do You hit a car You could have killed somebody - Greedy 00:09 You hit a car You could have killed somebody You are just so Pick - Greedy 00:39 You are just so Pick That was a secret I feel horrible - Greedy 00:08 That was a secret I feel horrible Stop it Don't you see what's happening here - Greedy 00:11 Stop it Don't you see what's happening here Great Now I'm impotent - Greedy 00:10 Great Now I'm impotent Presents I like presents especially from people who love me - Greedy 00:08 Presents I like presents especially from people who love me I've never seen him like this He's in the zone - Greedy 00:05 I've never seen him like this He's in the zone We wouldn't put Ed's sperm in a centrifuge to separate the X's from the Y's - Greedy 00:37 We wouldn't put Ed's sperm in a centrifuge to... You missed the basket for the guy with the painted face - Greedy 00:17 You missed the basket for the guy with the painted face You know what I hate - Greedy 00:34 You know what I hate Yes but Then he double crossed us - Greedy 00:12 Yes but Then he double crossed us Why don't we just cut the cable It's too thick Come on - Greedy 00:06 Why don't we just cut the cable It's too thick... You wanna lighten up - Greedy 00:13 You wanna lighten up Better give me some money then Here - Greedy 00:16 Better give me some money then Here He can go dance the hully gully for all l care Good day sir - Greedy 00:07 He can go dance the hully gully for all l care Good day sir As l was saying before the circus came to town - Greedy 00:37 As l was saying before the circus came to town He seem nervous to you - Greedy 00:09 He seem nervous to you

Cast

Daniel - Michael J. Fox
Uncle Joe - Kirk Douglas
Robin - Nancy Travis
Molly Richardson - Olivia d'Abo
Frank - Phil Hartman
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