"Greedy" quotes

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Rich, old uncle Joe is surrounded by relatives waiting/hoping for him to die while trying to look good and backstabbing the competition. What should he do?

Director: Jonathan Lynn
Writer: Lowell Ganz, Babaloo Mandel
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1994
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $13,137,484
Released: 04 Mar 1994
Awards: N/A

53 Clips

He seem nervous to you - Greedy 00:09
He seem nervous to you
As l was saying before the circus came to town - Greedy 00:35
As l was saying before the circus came to town
He can go dance the hully gully for all l care Good day sir - Greedy 00:07
He can go dance the hully gully for all l care Good day sir
Carl I want a girl honey - Greedy 00:09
Carl I want a girl honey
Your uncle was coughing most of the night sir - Greedy 00:14
Your uncle was coughing most of the night sir
You wanna lighten up - Greedy 00:13
You wanna lighten up
Why don't we just cut the cable It's too thick Come on - Greedy 00:06
Why don't we just cut the cable It's too thick Come on
Yes but Then he double crossed us - Greedy 00:12
Yes but Then he double crossed us
You know what I hate - Greedy 00:34
You know what I hate
You missed the basket for the guy with the painted face - Greedy 00:17
You missed the basket for the guy with the painted face
We wouldn't put Ed's sperm in a centrifuge to separate the X's from the Y's - Greedy 00:08
We wouldn't put Ed's sperm in a centrifuge to separate the...
I've never seen him like this He's in the zone - Greedy 00:05
I've never seen him like this He's in the zone
Presents I like presents especially from people who love me - Greedy 00:08
Presents I like presents especially from people who love me
Great Now I'm impotent - Greedy 00:10
Great Now I'm impotent
Stop it Don't you see what's happening here - Greedy 00:11
Stop it Don't you see what's happening here
That was a secret I feel horrible - Greedy 00:08
That was a secret I feel horrible
You are just so Pick - Greedy 00:17
You are just so Pick
We were all decent people till he got his hooks into us - Greedy 00:09
We were all decent people till he got his hooks into us
You hit a car You could have killed somebody - Greedy 00:09
You hit a car You could have killed somebody
Stop l've got a metal plate in my head You do - Greedy 00:06
Stop l've got a metal plate in my head You do
What happened Is he Coronary He died instantly - Greedy 00:37
What happened Is he Coronary He died instantly
Tell your cousins l'm not afraid of them - Greedy 00:13
Tell your cousins l'm not afraid of them
These pills only work if l give them to him myself lt's a very rare condition - Greedy 00:32
These pills only work if l give them to him myself lt's a...
What you're you're gonna As soon as he gets back from work - Greedy 00:10
What you're you're gonna As soon as he gets back from work
L'm just getting the hang of this - Greedy 00:14
L'm just getting the hang of this
He used to brag how he got up at 5am to play racket ball at 71 years old - Greedy 00:10
He used to brag how he got up at 5am to play racket ball at...
Sir May l ask for a reference before you go upstairs - Greedy 00:06
Sir May l ask for a reference before you go upstairs
Yeah Look at these pictures she got of Glen and that gym instructor - Greedy 00:16
Yeah Look at these pictures she got of Glen and that gym...
Damn it Stupid stupid - Greedy 00:12
Damn it Stupid stupid
Do you have any where she's leaning over a saddle looking coy - Greedy 00:06
Do you have any where she's leaning over a saddle looking...
Me For five years l begged you let's put him in a home - Greedy 00:11
Me For five years l begged you let's put him in a home
L'm no more a nurse than you are a human being - Greedy 00:05
L'm no more a nurse than you are a human being
What's the matter with you Do you not care about this hotel's reputation - Greedy 00:07
What's the matter with you Do you not care about this...
L didn't like the Beatles and l don't like you - Greedy 00:05
L didn't like the Beatles and l don't like you
How the hell do you lose 25 million - Greedy 00:08
How the hell do you lose 25 million
You hired an actor to pretend he was me and then pretended to fight with him - Greedy 00:17
You hired an actor to pretend he was me and then pretended...
Liar Happy birthday Uncle Joe - Greedy 00:10
Liar Happy birthday Uncle Joe
Look money's money OK l need it just like everybody else - Greedy 00:12
Look money's money OK l need it just like everybody else
Why don't we all stop here Let this bimbo have his money - Greedy 00:09
Why don't we all stop here Let this bimbo have his money
L had no idea how sick you guys were Come spend a day with us - Greedy 00:09
L had no idea how sick you guys were Come spend a day with...
Danny l love you and l believe in you - Greedy 00:12
Danny l love you and l believe in you
Monday nights l go to this news stand to get the new TV Guide for Joe - Greedy 00:16
Monday nights l go to this news stand to get the new TV...
L fear this has come as a shock to you - Greedy 00:11
L fear this has come as a shock to you
So you're interested in money huh - Greedy 00:15
So you're interested in money huh
Goddamn it One more word out of you - Greedy 00:09
Goddamn it One more word out of you
OK Joe Bare knuckles toe to toe We've spent 20 years eating your shit - Greedy 00:12
OK Joe Bare knuckles toe to toe We've spent 20 years eating...
I feel like a goddamn tea bag - Greedy 00:05
I feel like a goddamn tea bag
A young girl with a body like that - Greedy 00:09
A young girl with a body like that
You think l'm bonking the old gent Yeah we do - Greedy 00:15
You think l'm bonking the old gent Yeah we do
She's going to get everything - Greedy 00:20
She's going to get everything
Who are you - Greedy 00:16
Who are you
You're not broke are you Uncle Joe l am richer than shit - Greedy 00:06
You're not broke are you Uncle Joe l am richer than shit
Where's my special boy - Greedy 00:12
Where's my special boy

Cast

Uncle Joe - Kirk Douglas
Robin - Nancy Travis
Molly Richardson - Olivia d'Abo
Frank - Phil Hartman
Glen - Jere Burns
Patti - Colleen Camp
Muriel - Joyce Hyser
Bartlett - Kevin McCarthy
Douglas - Jonathan Lynn
Daniel Sr. - Francis X. McCarthy
Actor - Tom Mason
Hotel Clerk - Austin Pendleton
TV Director - Lowell Ganz
Assistant TV Director - Bea Soong
Little Danny - Beau Byron
Little Carl - Ronnie Prettyman
Dennis - Sean Babb
Joe (9 years old) - Adam Hendershott
Joe (6 years old) - Eric Lloyd
Jolene - Kirsten Dunst
Joette - Lisa Bradley
Yolanda - Rita Gomez
Beefy Worker - Rich Barletta
Uncle Vince at the Piano - Vince Morton
Chris Schenkel - Chris Schenkel
Jimmy Durante - Jimmy Durante
Spectator - Ryal Haakenson
Johnny Petraglia - Johnny Petraglia
Bowler - Peter Wick
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