Rich, old uncle Joe is surrounded by relatives waiting/hoping for him to die while trying to look good and backstabbing the competition. What should he do?
Director: Jonathan Lynn
Writer: Lowell Ganz, Babaloo Mandel
Released: 04 Mar 1994
00:09He seem nervous to you
00:35As l was saying before the circus came to town
00:07He can go dance the hully gully for all l care Good day sir
00:09Carl I want a girl honey
00:14Your uncle was coughing most of the night sir
00:13You wanna lighten up
00:06Why don't we just cut the cable It's too thick Come on
00:12Yes but Then he double crossed us
00:34You know what I hate
00:17You missed the basket for the guy with the painted face
00:08We wouldn't put Ed's sperm in a centrifuge to separate the...
00:05I've never seen him like this He's in the zone
00:08Presents I like presents especially from people who love me
00:10Great Now I'm impotent
00:11Stop it Don't you see what's happening here
00:08That was a secret I feel horrible
00:17You are just so Pick
00:09We were all decent people till he got his hooks into us
00:09You hit a car You could have killed somebody
00:06Stop l've got a metal plate in my head You do
00:37What happened Is he Coronary He died instantly
00:13Tell your cousins l'm not afraid of them
00:32These pills only work if l give them to him myself lt's a...
00:10What you're you're gonna As soon as he gets back from work
00:14L'm just getting the hang of this
00:10He used to brag how he got up at 5am to play racket ball at...
00:06Sir May l ask for a reference before you go upstairs
00:16Yeah Look at these pictures she got of Glen and that gym...
00:12Damn it Stupid stupid
00:06Do you have any where she's leaning over a saddle looking...
00:11Me For five years l begged you let's put him in a home
00:05L'm no more a nurse than you are a human being
00:07What's the matter with you Do you not care about this...
00:05L didn't like the Beatles and l don't like you
00:08How the hell do you lose 25 million
00:17You hired an actor to pretend he was me and then pretended...
00:10Liar Happy birthday Uncle Joe
00:12Look money's money OK l need it just like everybody else
00:09Why don't we all stop here Let this bimbo have his money
00:09L had no idea how sick you guys were Come spend a day with...
00:12Danny l love you and l believe in you
00:16Monday nights l go to this news stand to get the new TV...
00:11L fear this has come as a shock to you
00:15So you're interested in money huh
00:09Goddamn it One more word out of you
00:12OK Joe Bare knuckles toe to toe We've spent 20 years eating...
00:05I feel like a goddamn tea bag
00:09A young girl with a body like that
00:15You think l'm bonking the old gent Yeah we do
00:20She's going to get everything
00:16Who are you
00:06You're not broke are you Uncle Joe l am richer than shit
00:12Where's my special boy
Daniel - Michael J. Fox
Uncle Joe - Kirk Douglas
Robin - Nancy Travis
Molly Richardson - Olivia d'Abo
Frank - Phil Hartman
Carl - Ed Begley Jr.
Glen - Jere Burns
Patti - Colleen Camp
Ed - Bob Balaban
Muriel - Joyce Hyser
Nora - Mary Ellen Trainor
Tina - Siobhan Fallon Hogan
Bartlett - Kevin McCarthy
Laura - Khandi Alexander
Douglas - Jonathan Lynn
Daniel Sr. - Francis X. McCarthy
Actor - Tom Mason
Hotel Clerk - Austin Pendleton
TV Director - Lowell Ganz
Assistant TV Director - Bea Soong
Little Danny - Beau Byron
Little Carl - Ronnie Prettyman
Dennis - Sean Babb
Joe (9 years old) - Adam Hendershott
Joe (6 years old) - Eric Lloyd
Jolene - Kirsten Dunst
Joette - Lisa Bradley
Yolanda - Rita Gomez
Wayne - John Lafayette
Beefy Worker - Rich Barletta
Uncle Vince at the Piano - Vince Morton
Chris Schenkel - Chris Schenkel
Jimmy Durante - Jimmy Durante
Spectator - Ryal Haakenson
Johnny Petraglia - Johnny Petraglia
Bowler - Peter Wick