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Greedy

That's right, we have girls. You know why? Because we weren't cynical and cold-blooded...

Greedy • 1994
Patti:

Carl... Carl, what happened? Is he...? Carl:
Massive coronary. He died instantly. Patti:
Really? You mean just...? Carl:
And he left everything to you, sis. Patti:
Really? Carl:
No, it wasn't even him. It was Dr. Hemmel. Ed:
You son of a bitch. Carl:
Ooh, you really wish it was the old man in the ambulance, don't you? Ed:
I did before, but now I wish it was you. Carl:
How are your girls, Ed? Patti:
That's right, we have girls. You know why? Because we weren't cynical and cold-blooded enough to put Ed's sperm in a centrifuge and spin it around to separate the X's from the Y's! Excuse me, brother, but no matter how much uncle Joe is worth, there is a line below which we will not go. Jolene? Joette? Let's go in, girls

Full Transcript

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What happened Is he Coronary He died instantly
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Really You mean just And he left everything to you sis
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Really It wasn't him It was Dr Hemmel
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You son of a bitch
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You wish it was the old man don't you I did Now I wish it was you
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How are your girls Ed Yes we have girls You know why
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We wouldn't put Ed's sperm in a centrifuge to separate the X's from the Y's
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Brother no matter how much Uncle Joe is worth
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there is a line below which we will not go
Duration
37 seconds
Views
1,008
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:24
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2022
Genres
comedy
Production
Imagine Entertainment,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

Rich, old uncle Joe is surrounded by relatives waiting/hoping for him to die while trying to look good and backstabbing the competition. What should he do?

Actors

Colleen Camp
Patti
Colleen Camp
Ed Begley Jr.
Carl
Ed Begley Jr.
Bob Balaban
Ed
Bob Balaban
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Why don't we just cut the cable It's too thick...
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[crowd] Oh! - Greedy 00:14
[crowd] Oh!
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Great. Now I'm impotent.
Great Now I'm impotent - Greedy 00:10
Great Now I'm impotent
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Who are you
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Do you have any where she's leaning over a saddle...
Presents I like presents especially from people who love me - Greedy 00:08
Presents I like presents especially from people who love me
Where's my special boy - Greedy 00:12
Where's my special boy
Good boy. - Greedy 00:10
Good boy.
We wouldn't put Ed's sperm in a centrifuge to separate the X's from the Y's - Greedy 00:37
We wouldn't put Ed's sperm in a centrifuge to...