Carl... Carl, what happened? Is he...? Massive coronary. He died instantly. Really? You...
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Patti:
Carl... Carl, what happened? Is he...?
Carl:
Massive coronary. He died instantly.
Patti:
Really? You mean just...?
Carl:
And he left everything to you, sis.
Patti:
Really?
Carl:
No, it wasn't even him. It was Dr. Hemmel.
Ed:
You son of a bitch.
Carl:
Ooh, you really wish it was the old man in the ambulance, don't you?
Ed:
I did before, but now I wish it was you.
Carl:
How are your girls, Ed?
Patti:
That's right, we have girls. You know why? Because we weren't cynical and cold-blooded enough to put Ed's sperm in a centrifuge and spin it around to separate the X's from the Y's! Excuse me, brother, but no matter how much uncle Joe is worth, there is a line below which we will not go. Jolene? Joette? Let's go in, girls.
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What happened Is he Coronary He died instantly
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Really You mean just And he left everything to you sis
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Really It wasn't him It was Dr Hemmel
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You son of a bitch
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You wish it was the old man don't you I did Now I wish it was you
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How are your girls Ed Yes we have girls You know why
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We wouldn't put Ed's sperm in a centrifuge to separate the X's from the Y's
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Brother no matter how much Uncle Joe is worth
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there is a line below which we will not go
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 185
Timestamp in movie: 00h 08m 24s
Uploaded: 03 April, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: Rich, old uncle Joe is surrounded by relatives waiting/hoping for him to die while trying to look good and backstabbing the competition. What should he do?
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