"Green Wing" quotes

00:15 Well 00:04 Why are you masturbating your ear 00:04 Sex for everybody 00:05 You're not a real man until you've got blood on your sword 00:09 Get out You're a Christian You have to forgive me 00:04 I've got an angry penis 00:05 Now Angela has been sold into porn slavery in sunny Toronto 00:04 Lovely lovely Lovely Lyndon 00:05 Pikey The earrings are a dead giveaway 00:06 A daddy longlegs 00:03 Mr Boyce 00:04 Boyce 00:06 Right that's it You're getting my best moves 00:04 Look at the fairies 00:04 God Why are they always sick 00:05 Oh you're lovely No I'm not 00:04 Oh you're lovely No I'm not 00:07 Ooh Trim bush What 00:06 You are gonna be fine Just lose some weight 00:06 Have I just seen you come Almost 00:17 You really got me you really got me 00:17 Oh yeah you really got me going 00:17 You really got me you really got me 00:06 Martin's having a wank in the cupboard I'm not I'm not 00:06 Martin's having a wank in the cupboard I'm not I'm not 00:05 Do you know how long it is since I've eaten carbohydrate 00:07 You forget I'm head of the database I know exactly how 00:04 Crack cocaine No thank you 00:07 Hmm oh look Can you actually feel anything 00:04 In tray 00:06 Do you know I I don't know what to say 00:05 You're the perfect girlfriend 00:09 Hi hi Dr Caroline Secretan 00:04 Not the lips 00:03 No not the pens 00:04 Not the face Tell me 00:05 Did you just push a banana down my top 00:16 Pah pah pah 00:16 Pah pah pah pah pah pah pah pah 00:05 Welcome to our humble palace of miracles 00:04 Get off Not the hands not the hands 00:05 Green eyed panty monster 00:05 Did you just touch my squirrel No 00:08 She just touched my jacksie Yup The one without the fanny 00:05 Ah another tarot Caro 00:08 Martin What 00:15 If you're still standing after this I'll let you put my hand... 00:07 This town ain't big enough for both of us 00:05 This town ain't big enough for the both of us 00:04 Had front and back 00:04 Er no No I don't think you have 00:04 Uh I don't think so 00:04 I don't think so 00:04 No didn't think so 00:07 The thing is it's such a part of me that I sometimes forget... 00:05 It's such a part of me that I sometimes forget that it's... 00:06 He was one of the Gnomes of Zurich What was that a circus... 00:07 There are some neurologists over there I think they can help... 00:05 I've just seen the face of Jesus at the window 00:05 Pilots are better than doctors aren't they Yeah 00:04 Heed me Hm 00:05 You see just think of the bones and the phrase'll come back 00:05 What are you doing I'm scared of her 00:07 What are you doing anyway I'm lurking about 00:10 How are you feeling 00:09 Ooh Karen Martin Dear ' isn't he queer' is on his way up 00:07 Does my coat sweep when I go round a corner 00:04 I could put a spell on you 00:06 Sobs Damn my furry face 00:07 Always and at all times I'm here to soothe to bathe to... 00:10 Look you said you had a spare room and you don't That was a... 00:04 Oh count the ants 00:04 Accident Incident 00:06 Confiscatio secundo tempore 00:04 Confiscatio 00:06 All hail thou beauteous nursey nymph Be mine 00:05 I know I keep saying this but I'll never drink again 00:06 It's making those split second decisions and getting it... 00:10 A is for appendectomy