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Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

And stringy old eight-year-old Greg, skipped past Clinton Cards and there was a bear in...

And stringy old eight-year-old Greg, skipped past Clinton Cards and there was a bear in the window, three-foot tall

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And stringy old eight-year-old Greg,
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skipped past Clinton Cards
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and there was a bear in the window,
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three-foot tall.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:05
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

British comedian Greg Davies revisits terrifying dates, manscaping disasters, his father's pranks and more in a savagely funny stand-up special.
Long toy for a long boy." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:15
Long toy for a long boy."
Santa can't afford it this year." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:10
Santa can't afford it this year."
I'd met him the year before. I was sharing a room with my sister. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
I'd met him the year before. I was sharing a room with ...
When I said, "Hello, Santa," he told me to piss off in a woman's voice. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
When I said, "Hello, Santa," he told me to piss of...
But I thought, "Fair enough, she can't afford it." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
But I thought, "Fair enough, she can't afford it.&...
Now, it obviously got to her, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
Now, it obviously got to her,
We think we can make you a giant bear." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:11
We think we can make you a giant bear."
That sounds shit." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:14
That sounds shit."
Project's coming on." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
Project's coming on."
"Blue Ted." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
"Blue Ted."
-Would you like to meet him? -[cheering] - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
-Would you like to meet him? -[cheering]
Oh, incidentally, I don't know the last time you watched ET, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:11
Oh, incidentally, I don't know the last time you watche...
It was the scene in the woodshed when Elliott first uncovers ET. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
It was the scene in the woodshed when Elliott first uncovers...
And I thought, "God, that's a magical film, ET." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
And I thought, "God, that's a magical film, ET.&qu...
He ruined that film in one sentence, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
He ruined that film in one sentence,
'Cause he said-- I was going, "Oh, God... this is like being a child." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:12
'Cause he said-- I was going, "Oh, God... this is ...
If you found that in your shed, you would panic, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
If you found that in your shed, you would panic,
It's funny when you film something - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
It's funny when you film something
[laughs] - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:10
[laughs]
But it's a mom doing her best for her son. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
But it's a mom doing her best for her son.