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Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

At the hotel, I thought,"I better check this out." I took my clothes off,went to the...

At the hotel, I thought,
"I better check this out." I took my clothes off,
went to the bathroom, and I stood in front of the mirror
to see how bad things were

Full Transcript

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At the hotel, I thought, "I better check this out."
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I took my clothes off, went to the bathroom,
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and I stood in front of the mirror to see how bad things were.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:01
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

British comedian Greg Davies revisits terrifying dates, manscaping disasters, his father's pranks and more in a savagely funny stand-up special.
A giant, graying '70s afro. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
A giant, graying '70s afro.
It looked like Don King was riding on the back - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
It looked like Don King was riding on the back
I thought, "You're never get another girlfriend. You fat prick. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
I thought, "You're never get another girlfriend. Y...
There's only one person who's gonna be interested in that." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
There's only one person who's gonna be interested ...
So, I thought, "I'm gonna have to do something about this." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
So, I thought, "I'm gonna have to do something abo...
There were hairs down there - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
There were hairs down there
I knew I was in trouble 'cause I used my beard trimmer to do it. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
I knew I was in trouble 'cause I used my beard trimmer ...
Five or six pounds of silvery bush on the floor. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
Five or six pounds of silvery bush on the floor.
I went back to the full-length mirror to check out my handiwork. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
I went back to the full-length mirror to check out my handiw...
The pubes I'm talking about obviously, not what was beneath them. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
The pubes I'm talking about obviously, not what was ben...
The mini-elephant was as depressing as ever, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
The mini-elephant was as depressing as ever,
Anything else?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
Anything else?"
[sputters] "Okay. Bedtime." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
[sputters] "Okay. Bedtime."
You've rolled the clock back a few years there. Very nice." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
You've rolled the clock back a few years there. Very ni...
I allowed my hand to dance over the area. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
I allowed my hand to dance over the area.
That's always painful, I'll be honest, because of my fucking talons. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
That's always painful, I'll be honest, because of ...
I couldn't be bothered to go to the bathroom, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
I couldn't be bothered to go to the bathroom,
So I made an extraordinary decision. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
So I made an extraordinary decision.
And then above his head, there was just a halo of purple scabs. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
And then above his head, there was just a halo of purple sca...
I went, "For fuck's sake..." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
I went, "For fuck's sake..."