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Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

Because you've changed." And I could see in her eyes,obviously riddled with cataracts,...

because you've changed." And I could see in her eyes,
obviously riddled with cataracts, that she fancied a bounce on this

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because you've changed."
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And I could see in her eyes, obviously riddled with cataracts,
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that she fancied a bounce on this.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:16
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

British comedian Greg Davies revisits terrifying dates, manscaping disasters, his father's pranks and more in a savagely funny stand-up special.
The fear went through the roof when she went to the toilet, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:10
The fear went through the roof when she went to the toilet,
They went, "She's harmless." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:11
They went, "She's harmless."
All finished, then. All shaken off." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:09
All finished, then. All shaken off."
And she ran into a room, and we heard, "Smash!" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
And she ran into a room, and we heard, "Smash!"
She horribly cut her hands open, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
She horribly cut her hands open,
[shouts] "I'm hurt." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:14
[shouts] "I'm hurt."
Until she had two transparent, blooded stumps.  - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
Until she had two transparent, blooded stumps. 
I thought, "That's gonna slow her down at least." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
I thought, "That's gonna slow her down at least.&q...
[shouts] - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:11
[shouts]
I go, "That's it. I'm running away." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
I go, "That's it. I'm running away."
And I went, "Ah, fuck!" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
And I went, "Ah, fuck!"
"Oh, my God." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
"Oh, my God."
And I think I'm going to let her." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
And I think I'm going to let her."
"You come get me." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
"You come get me."
Please come in." She went... [grunts] - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
Please come in." She went... [grunts]
Not until you give me a little kiss." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:10
Not until you give me a little kiss."
And I talked her into coming in. She went... [grunts] - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
And I talked her into coming in. She went... [grunts]
With the wisdom of hindsight, I think she'd been for a shit - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
With the wisdom of hindsight, I think she'd been for a ...
I can see your big fat tummy." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
I can see your big fat tummy."
Came away from my face, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
Came away from my face,