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Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

"Elsie!" I got to her just as she swiped onto it.And she went... And I went, "Ooh!" And...

[grunts] "Elsie!" I got to her just as she swiped onto it.
And she went... [shrieks] And I went, "Ooh!" And she went, "Hey!" And we locked eyes,
and she was waiting for an explanation

Full Transcript

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[grunts] "Elsie!"
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I got to her just as she swiped onto it. And she went... [shrieks]
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And I went, "Ooh!"
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And she went, "Hey!"
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And we locked eyes, and she was waiting for an explanation.
Duration
16 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:00
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

British comedian Greg Davies revisits terrifying dates, manscaping disasters, his father's pranks and more in a savagely funny stand-up special.
Why would she? Why would she speak to a man - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
Why would she? Why would she speak to a man
"The best teachers are those that tell you where to look, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
"The best teachers are those that tell you where to loo...
I taught for 13 years, and I thought I was great. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
I taught for 13 years, and I thought I was great.
It's the only thing that's kept me going 'cause honestly, I fucking hate children, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
It's the only thing that's kept me going 'cau...
I met some of them in the same week as I saw Elsie. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
I met some of them in the same week as I saw Elsie.
When I stopped to really think about it for ten seconds, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
When I stopped to really think about it for ten seconds,
I was a drama teacher, which in itself is hilarious, right? - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
I was a drama teacher, which in itself is hilarious, right?
I was in my drama studio, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:16
I was in my drama studio,
And I realized someone was up in the lighting tower of the drama studio - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:12
And I realized someone was up in the lighting tower of the d...
It was bouncing off them, and they were going, "Get off, get off!" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
It was bouncing off them, and they were going, "Get off...
And I knew I had to give up teaching when I realized - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
And I knew I had to give up teaching when I realized
It was me with the head of English, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
It was me with the head of English,
My perception of how I think people see me - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
My perception of how I think people see me
When you start to think about it, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
When you start to think about it,
And the worst thing is your perception, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
And the worst thing is your perception,
They're so insane, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
They're so insane,
The first one is from a 37-year-old science teacher. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
The first one is from a 37-year-old science teacher.
I had a wild row with her in the pub - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
I had a wild row with her in the pub
I went to an urban zoo with a 40-year-old friend of mine, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
I went to an urban zoo with a 40-year-old friend of mine,
"Happy Christmas, here's your traditional massive male chicken." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
"Happy Christmas, here's your traditional massive ...