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Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

"He eats a whole cooked chickenevery day." And that's when my sister walked awayfrom her...

"He eats a whole cooked chicken
every day." And that's when my sister walked away
from her dying father

Full Transcript

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"He eats a whole cooked chicken every day."
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And that's when my sister walked away from her dying father.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
192
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:32
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

British comedian Greg Davies revisits terrifying dates, manscaping disasters, his father's pranks and more in a savagely funny stand-up special.
She wanted to know about the six-year-old - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
She wanted to know about the six-year-old
Who doesn't want to know about the fat chicken kid? We all do. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
Who doesn't want to know about the fat chicken kid? We ...
She goes,"You shouldn't be feeding him a whole chicken every day..." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:16
She goes,"You shouldn't be feeding him a whole chi...
There's nothing I can do about it." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
There's nothing I can do about it."
Stood up from her husband of 50 years, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
Stood up from her husband of 50 years,
What you mean there's nothing you can do about it?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:10
What you mean there's nothing you can do about it?"...
When I was a child, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
When I was a child,
When she saw this show, she said, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
When she saw this show, she said,
She heard the sentence, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
She heard the sentence,
Of course there's something you can do." He goes, "There's nothing I can do." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:13
Of course there's something you can do." He goes, ...
I want to fast forward two and a half years - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
I want to fast forward two and a half years
My sister had brought the kids home - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
My sister had brought the kids home
Three o'clock on Christmas day, lots of people sit down - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
Three o'clock on Christmas day, lots of people sit down
I did an award-winning fart. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
I did an award-winning fart.
It ripped through the room like fork lightning. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
It ripped through the room like fork lightning.
I knew it was a classic, 'cause the Queen hadn't spoken yet, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
I knew it was a classic, 'cause the Queen hadn't s...
She said, "You know I've just realized." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:12
She said, "You know I've just realized."
My dad was an academic, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
My dad was an academic,
And I thought to myself, "Hmm, I wonder... - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
And I thought to myself, "Hmm, I wonder...
That he has passed down anus genes to his son. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
That he has passed down anus genes to his son.