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Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

"He's riddled with arthritis.He can't even pick a cup up." "I might put a chip with the...

"He's riddled with arthritis.
He can't even pick a cup up." "I might put a chip with the meat

Full Transcript

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"He's riddled with arthritis. He can't even pick a cup up."
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"I might put a chip with the meat.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:05
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

British comedian Greg Davies revisits terrifying dates, manscaping disasters, his father's pranks and more in a savagely funny stand-up special.
Just have the combination of the potato and the meat." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:12
Just have the combination of the potato and the meat."
Then something just slipped through my radar just very briefly. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
Then something just slipped through my radar just very brief...
And I couldn't quite let it go. I was just... [chewing] - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:11
And I couldn't quite let it go. I was just... [chewing]
"Just have some broccoli for health." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
"Just have some broccoli for health."
Why would they be buying a pet at their age?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:11
Why would they be buying a pet at their age?"
Are you talking about dildos?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:12
Are you talking about dildos?"
Absolutely disgusting." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
Absolutely disgusting."
I'd prefer it if you wouldn't do that vibrator routine in your show. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
I'd prefer it if you wouldn't do that vibrator rou...
When you ignore this and do it anyway, at least make it clear to your audiences - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
When you ignore this and do it anyway, at least make it clea...
But it must have got to me, 'cause I found myself thinking, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
But it must have got to me, 'cause I found myself think...
A nice story I can tell about my mom - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:10
A nice story I can tell about my mom
When I was eight years of age, just eight, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
When I was eight years of age, just eight,
Not the six-foot-eight monstrosity you see before you, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
Not the six-foot-eight monstrosity you see before you,
I went past Clinton Cards, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
I went past Clinton Cards,
And stringy old eight-year-old Greg, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:09
And stringy old eight-year-old Greg,
Long toy for a long boy." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:15
Long toy for a long boy."
Santa can't afford it this year." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:10
Santa can't afford it this year."
I'd met him the year before. I was sharing a room with my sister. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
I'd met him the year before. I was sharing a room with ...
When I said, "Hello, Santa," he told me to piss off in a woman's voice. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
When I said, "Hello, Santa," he told me to piss of...
But I thought, "Fair enough, she can't afford it." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
But I thought, "Fair enough, she can't afford it.&...