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Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

"How awful..." "Poor thing." I went to Leicester to do a gig

"How awful..." "Poor thing." I went to Leicester to do a gig

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"How awful..."
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"Poor thing."
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I went to Leicester to do a gig.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:01
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

British comedian Greg Davies revisits terrifying dates, manscaping disasters, his father's pranks and more in a savagely funny stand-up special.
To do a day visit, and I thought, "Fuck! No!" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
To do a day visit, and I thought, "Fuck! No!"
And it was one of the most uplifting and wonderful places, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:16
And it was one of the most uplifting and wonderful places,
And so, we want them to have good times." You know? - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
And so, we want them to have good times." You know?
And when I thought about it, my own dad, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
And when I thought about it, my own dad,
When I think back on him now, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
When I think back on him now,
And he was loads more than a pathetic, old, ill man. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
And he was loads more than a pathetic, old, ill man.
So I started to think, once she said that, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
So I started to think, once she said that,
Were there any fun times when he was ill?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
Were there any fun times when he was ill?"
When he couldn't go to the toilet by himself, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:09
When he couldn't go to the toilet by himself,
I went, "Why do you use that?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
I went, "Why do you use that?"
She's a wonderful, caring wife, isn't she? Strap yourselves in. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
She's a wonderful, caring wife, isn't she? Strap y...
I went home one day, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
I went home one day,
I've recommended it to all my friends with ill husbands." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
I've recommended it to all my friends with ill husbands...
I'm sorry Lenor ruined your system." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
I'm sorry Lenor ruined your system."
And he shouted, "Ask her what she did." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:17
And he shouted, "Ask her what she did."
I had a vision of the head designer - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
I had a vision of the head designer
It's half the size, less liquid, more portable, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
It's half the size, less liquid, more portable,
Even on the day my dad died, there was some mirth... - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
Even on the day my dad died, there was some mirth...
When me and my mom and my sister - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
When me and my mom and my sister
We were standing there, waiting for the inevitable, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
We were standing there, waiting for the inevitable,