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I couldn't be bothered to go to the bathroom
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Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

I couldn't be botheredto go to the bathroom, and as you can see,I can't see my own...

I couldn't be bothered
to go to the bathroom, and as you can see,
I can't see my own genitals

Full Transcript

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I couldn't be bothered to go to the bathroom,
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and as you can see, I can't see my own genitals.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:08
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

British comedian Greg Davies revisits terrifying dates, manscaping disasters, his father's pranks and more in a savagely funny stand-up special.
So I made an extraordinary decision. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
So I made an extraordinary decision.
And then above his head, there was just a halo of purple scabs. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
And then above his head, there was just a halo of purple sca...
I went, "For fuck's sake..." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
I went, "For fuck's sake..."
I went, "Hello, Elsie." She went, "Hello, Greg." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:24
I went, "Hello, Elsie." She went, "Hello, Gre...
While I go and get the tea?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
While I go and get the tea?"
What a lovely villa." "Yes." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:13
What a lovely villa." "Yes."
[grunts] "Elsie!" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:16
[grunts] "Elsie!"
Why would she? Why would she speak to a man - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
Why would she? Why would she speak to a man
"The best teachers are those that tell you where to look, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
"The best teachers are those that tell you where to loo...
I taught for 13 years, and I thought I was great. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
I taught for 13 years, and I thought I was great.
It's the only thing that's kept me going 'cause honestly, I fucking hate children, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
It's the only thing that's kept me going 'cau...
I met some of them in the same week as I saw Elsie. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
I met some of them in the same week as I saw Elsie.
When I stopped to really think about it for ten seconds, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
When I stopped to really think about it for ten seconds,
I was a drama teacher, which in itself is hilarious, right? - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
I was a drama teacher, which in itself is hilarious, right?
I was in my drama studio, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:16
I was in my drama studio,
And I realized someone was up in the lighting tower of the drama studio - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:12
And I realized someone was up in the lighting tower of the d...
It was bouncing off them, and they were going, "Get off, get off!" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
It was bouncing off them, and they were going, "Get off...
And I knew I had to give up teaching when I realized - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
And I knew I had to give up teaching when I realized
It was me with the head of English, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
It was me with the head of English,
My perception of how I think people see me - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
My perception of how I think people see me