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Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

I thought, "That's gonna slow her downat least." No, it fucking didn't

I thought, "That's gonna slow her down
at least." No, it fucking didn't

Full Transcript

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I thought, "That's gonna slow her down at least."
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No, it fucking didn't.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:57
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

British comedian Greg Davies revisits terrifying dates, manscaping disasters, his father's pranks and more in a savagely funny stand-up special.
[shouts] - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:11
[shouts]
I go, "That's it. I'm running away." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
I go, "That's it. I'm running away."
And I went, "Ah, fuck!" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
And I went, "Ah, fuck!"
"Oh, my God." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
"Oh, my God."
And I think I'm going to let her." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
And I think I'm going to let her."
"You come get me." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
"You come get me."
Please come in." She went... [grunts] - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
Please come in." She went... [grunts]
Not until you give me a little kiss." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:10
Not until you give me a little kiss."
And I talked her into coming in. She went... [grunts] - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
And I talked her into coming in. She went... [grunts]
With the wisdom of hindsight, I think she'd been for a shit - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
With the wisdom of hindsight, I think she'd been for a ...
I can see your big fat tummy." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
I can see your big fat tummy."
Came away from my face, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
Came away from my face,
And the last thing I saw that night, ladies and gentlemen, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:10
And the last thing I saw that night, ladies and gentlemen,
I guess what I'm saying is, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
I guess what I'm saying is,
"Every child is an artist." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
"Every child is an artist."
"What's that?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:13
"What's that?"
It's okay for children to be shit, because they'll either get good, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
It's okay for children to be shit, because they'll...
What worries me a little more is when adults try - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
What worries me a little more is when adults try
When I was still teaching, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
When I was still teaching,
It was the ex-World Champion boxer Chris Eubank. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
It was the ex-World Champion boxer Chris Eubank.