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Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

I thought, "Why not?" I was chatting to her over dinner.She had a very light Bristol...

I thought, "Why not?" I was chatting to her over dinner.
She had a very light Bristol accent

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I thought, "Why not?"
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I was chatting to her over dinner. She had a very light Bristol accent.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:04
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

British comedian Greg Davies revisits terrifying dates, manscaping disasters, his father's pranks and more in a savagely funny stand-up special.
That's nice." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
That's nice."
She was necking glasses of wine, like... [chugging] - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
She was necking glasses of wine, like... [chugging]
"Are we having a nice time now?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:16
"Are we having a nice time now?"
I'm a hammer thrower." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:11
I'm a hammer thrower."
Now you believe I'm a hammer thrower, don't you?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
Now you believe I'm a hammer thrower, don't you?&q...
Because you've changed." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
Because you've changed."
The fear went through the roof when she went to the toilet, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:10
The fear went through the roof when she went to the toilet,
They went, "She's harmless." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:11
They went, "She's harmless."
All finished, then. All shaken off." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:09
All finished, then. All shaken off."
And she ran into a room, and we heard, "Smash!" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
And she ran into a room, and we heard, "Smash!"
She horribly cut her hands open, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
She horribly cut her hands open,
[shouts] "I'm hurt." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:14
[shouts] "I'm hurt."
Until she had two transparent, blooded stumps.  - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
Until she had two transparent, blooded stumps. 
I thought, "That's gonna slow her down at least." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
I thought, "That's gonna slow her down at least.&q...
[shouts] - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:11
[shouts]
I go, "That's it. I'm running away." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
I go, "That's it. I'm running away."
And I went, "Ah, fuck!" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
And I went, "Ah, fuck!"
"Oh, my God." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
"Oh, my God."
And I think I'm going to let her." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
And I think I'm going to let her."
"You come get me." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
"You come get me."