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Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

I want to fast forwardtwo and a half years to Christmas two and a half years ago

I want to fast forward
two and a half years to Christmas two and a half years ago

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I want to fast forward two and a half years
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to Christmas two and a half years ago.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:51
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

British comedian Greg Davies revisits terrifying dates, manscaping disasters, his father's pranks and more in a savagely funny stand-up special.
My sister had brought the kids home - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
My sister had brought the kids home
Three o'clock on Christmas day, lots of people sit down - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
Three o'clock on Christmas day, lots of people sit down
I did an award-winning fart. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
I did an award-winning fart.
It ripped through the room like fork lightning. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
It ripped through the room like fork lightning.
I knew it was a classic, 'cause the Queen hadn't spoken yet, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
I knew it was a classic, 'cause the Queen hadn't s...
She said, "You know I've just realized." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:12
She said, "You know I've just realized."
My dad was an academic, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
My dad was an academic,
And I thought to myself, "Hmm, I wonder... - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
And I thought to myself, "Hmm, I wonder...
That he has passed down anus genes to his son. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
That he has passed down anus genes to his son.
Was the same anus." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
Was the same anus."
If I'm gonna talk about him in a show, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
If I'm gonna talk about him in a show,
So I started thinking of pithy things I could sum my dad up with. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
So I started thinking of pithy things I could sum my dad up ...
He was a very funny man, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
He was a very funny man,
He once told us he was bitten by shark off the coast of North Wales. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
He once told us he was bitten by shark off the coast of Nort...
And when my sister used to get mad and go, "Why do you lie to us?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:23
And when my sister used to get mad and go, "Why do you ...
It's impossible to sum a human being up with a pithy thing. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
It's impossible to sum a human being up with a pithy th...
It's not possible, because there are a thousand different things - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
It's not possible, because there are a thousand differe...
You cannot try and convince everyone that you're all right. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
You cannot try and convince everyone that you're all ri...
I hope you'll indulge me, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
I hope you'll indulge me,
And on that road trip, he said to me, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
And on that road trip, he said to me,