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Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

I went, "Hello, Elsie."She went, "Hello, Greg." And I went, "Hello, Elsie."She said, "I...

I went, "Hello, Elsie."
She went, "Hello, Greg." And I went, "Hello, Elsie."
She said, "I haven't seen you for ages." I went, "I've been on tour."
She went, "Oh, lovely." I said, "And before that,
I was in Spain on holiday." And she went, "Oh, I love Spain.
I love it. " I went, "It's nice, isn't it?"
I said, "Would you like a cup of tea?" She goes, "I'd love one, darling."
I went, "Right, I'll go get us one." She goes, "Okay, here, before you go, you haven't got any photos
of your holiday, have you?"

Full Transcript

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I went, "Hello, Elsie." She went, "Hello, Greg."
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And I went, "Hello, Elsie." She said, "I haven't seen you for ages."
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I went, "I've been on tour." She went, "Oh, lovely."
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I said, "And before that, I was in Spain on holiday."
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And she went, "Oh, I love Spain. I love it. "
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I went, "It's nice, isn't it?" I said, "Would you like a cup of tea?"
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She goes, "I'd love one, darling." I went, "Right, I'll go get us one."
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She goes, "Okay, here, before you go,
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you haven't got any photos of your holiday, have you?"
Duration
24 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:05
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

British comedian Greg Davies revisits terrifying dates, manscaping disasters, his father's pranks and more in a savagely funny stand-up special.
While I go and get the tea?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
While I go and get the tea?"
What a lovely villa." "Yes." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:13
What a lovely villa." "Yes."
[grunts] "Elsie!" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:16
[grunts] "Elsie!"
Why would she? Why would she speak to a man - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
Why would she? Why would she speak to a man
"The best teachers are those that tell you where to look, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
"The best teachers are those that tell you where to loo...
I taught for 13 years, and I thought I was great. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
I taught for 13 years, and I thought I was great.
It's the only thing that's kept me going 'cause honestly, I fucking hate children, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
It's the only thing that's kept me going 'cau...
I met some of them in the same week as I saw Elsie. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
I met some of them in the same week as I saw Elsie.
When I stopped to really think about it for ten seconds, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
When I stopped to really think about it for ten seconds,
I was a drama teacher, which in itself is hilarious, right? - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
I was a drama teacher, which in itself is hilarious, right?
I was in my drama studio, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:16
I was in my drama studio,
And I realized someone was up in the lighting tower of the drama studio - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:12
And I realized someone was up in the lighting tower of the d...
It was bouncing off them, and they were going, "Get off, get off!" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
It was bouncing off them, and they were going, "Get off...
And I knew I had to give up teaching when I realized - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
And I knew I had to give up teaching when I realized
It was me with the head of English, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
It was me with the head of English,
My perception of how I think people see me - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
My perception of how I think people see me
When you start to think about it, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
When you start to think about it,
And the worst thing is your perception, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
And the worst thing is your perception,
They're so insane, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
They're so insane,
The first one is from a 37-year-old science teacher. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
The first one is from a 37-year-old science teacher.