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Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

If you found that in your shed,you would panic, and you would stamp the cunt to death

If you found that in your shed,
you would panic, and you would stamp the cunt to death

Full Transcript

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If you found that in your shed, you would panic,
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and you would stamp the cunt to death.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:10
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

British comedian Greg Davies revisits terrifying dates, manscaping disasters, his father's pranks and more in a savagely funny stand-up special.
It's funny when you film something - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
It's funny when you film something
[laughs] - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:10
[laughs]
But it's a mom doing her best for her son. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
But it's a mom doing her best for her son.
But when I got to 13 years of age, ladies and gentleman, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
But when I got to 13 years of age, ladies and gentleman,
Mom would shout, "Time to get up for school, Greg." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
Mom would shout, "Time to get up for school, Greg."...
It's disgusting." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
It's disgusting."
What's the show called? You're all right, aren't you?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:11
What's the show called? You're all right, aren...
You magnificent beast." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
You magnificent beast."
Yes, I am." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
Yes, I am."
How we've all got something to offer." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
How we've all got something to offer."
"Child of heaven born from the womb of a star." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
"Child of heaven born from the womb of a star."
"Man's goodness is a flame that can be hidden but never extinguished." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
"Man's goodness is a flame that can be hidden but ...
I hope this doesn't seem arrogant, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
I hope this doesn't seem arrogant,
"No species has ever had such wholesale control - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
"No species has ever had such wholesale control
I thought, "This show is gonna write itself." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
I thought, "This show is gonna write itself."
And my mom, still smarting, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
And my mom, still smarting,
See how magnificent you are." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
See how magnificent you are."
I thought, "She's got a point." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:10
I thought, "She's got a point."
Middle-age is dreadful." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
Middle-age is dreadful."
We're at the same prostate level. It's called "galia melon." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
We're at the same prostate level. It's called &quo...