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Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

It's half the size,less liquid, more portable, but none of you have stoppedto consider...

It's half the size,
less liquid, more portable, but none of you have stopped
to consider whether we can get an old man's wang
into this bottle."

Full Transcript

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It's half the size, less liquid, more portable,
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but none of you have stopped to consider
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whether we can get an old man's wang into this bottle."
Duration
8 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:44
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

British comedian Greg Davies revisits terrifying dates, manscaping disasters, his father's pranks and more in a savagely funny stand-up special.
Even on the day my dad died, there was some mirth... - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
Even on the day my dad died, there was some mirth...
When me and my mom and my sister - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
When me and my mom and my sister
We were standing there, waiting for the inevitable, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
We were standing there, waiting for the inevitable,
And if my dad had been more with it, he would've laughed his head off, too. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
And if my dad had been more with it, he would've laughe...
He came into the room, and he said, "Ho! - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
He came into the room, and he said, "Ho!
And we all went, "Yep, it's pretty bad over here as well." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
And we all went, "Yep, it's pretty bad over here a...
He is mega fat." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
He is mega fat."
We're kind of dealing with a thing over here." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
We're kind of dealing with a thing over here."
And he's only six." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
And he's only six."
I'm in. Fucking stop talking about your mega fat kid. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
I'm in. Fucking stop talking about your mega fat kid.
A 140-lbs. six-year-old?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
A 140-lbs. six-year-old?"
Super fat." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:09
Super fat."
"He eats a whole cooked chicken every day." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:09
"He eats a whole cooked chicken every day."
She wanted to know about the six-year-old - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
She wanted to know about the six-year-old
Who doesn't want to know about the fat chicken kid? We all do. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
Who doesn't want to know about the fat chicken kid? We ...
She goes,"You shouldn't be feeding him a whole chicken every day..." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:16
She goes,"You shouldn't be feeding him a whole chi...
There's nothing I can do about it." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
There's nothing I can do about it."
Stood up from her husband of 50 years, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
Stood up from her husband of 50 years,
What you mean there's nothing you can do about it?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:10
What you mean there's nothing you can do about it?"...
When I was a child, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
When I was a child,