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Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

Mom would shout, "Time to get upfor school, Greg." I was too busy knockingthe back end out...

Mom would shout, "Time to get up
for school, Greg." I was too busy knocking
the back end out of this

Full Transcript

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Mom would shout, "Time to get up for school, Greg."
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I was too busy knocking the back end out of this.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:23
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

British comedian Greg Davies revisits terrifying dates, manscaping disasters, his father's pranks and more in a savagely funny stand-up special.
It's disgusting." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
It's disgusting."
What's the show called? You're all right, aren't you?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:11
What's the show called? You're all right, aren...
You magnificent beast." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
You magnificent beast."
Yes, I am." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
Yes, I am."
How we've all got something to offer." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
How we've all got something to offer."
"Child of heaven born from the womb of a star." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
"Child of heaven born from the womb of a star."
"Man's goodness is a flame that can be hidden but never extinguished." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
"Man's goodness is a flame that can be hidden but ...
I hope this doesn't seem arrogant, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
I hope this doesn't seem arrogant,
"No species has ever had such wholesale control - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
"No species has ever had such wholesale control
I thought, "This show is gonna write itself." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
I thought, "This show is gonna write itself."
And my mom, still smarting, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
And my mom, still smarting,
See how magnificent you are." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
See how magnificent you are."
I thought, "She's got a point." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:10
I thought, "She's got a point."
Middle-age is dreadful." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
Middle-age is dreadful."
We're at the same prostate level. It's called "galia melon." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
We're at the same prostate level. It's called &quo...
I'll tell you, things have happened to me that you've got to look forward to. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
I'll tell you, things have happened to me that you'...
In the last two years, my nails have become - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
In the last two years, my nails have become
Imagine not being able to bite through your own fucking nails. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
Imagine not being able to bite through your own fucking nail...
No one likes folk music, not even the singers. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
No one likes folk music, not even the singers.
[singing gibberish] - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
[singing gibberish]