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Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

"No species has ever had suchwholesale control over everything on Earth." Attenborough...

"No species has ever had such
wholesale control over everything on Earth." Attenborough said that.
We believe anything Attenborough said

Full Transcript

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"No species has ever had such wholesale control
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over everything on Earth."
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Attenborough said that. We believe anything Attenborough said.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:42
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

British comedian Greg Davies revisits terrifying dates, manscaping disasters, his father's pranks and more in a savagely funny stand-up special.
I thought, "This show is gonna write itself." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
I thought, "This show is gonna write itself."
And my mom, still smarting, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
And my mom, still smarting,
See how magnificent you are." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
See how magnificent you are."
I thought, "She's got a point." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:10
I thought, "She's got a point."
Middle-age is dreadful." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
Middle-age is dreadful."
We're at the same prostate level. It's called "galia melon." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
We're at the same prostate level. It's called &quo...
I'll tell you, things have happened to me that you've got to look forward to. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
I'll tell you, things have happened to me that you'...
In the last two years, my nails have become - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
In the last two years, my nails have become
Imagine not being able to bite through your own fucking nails. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
Imagine not being able to bite through your own fucking nail...
No one likes folk music, not even the singers. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
No one likes folk music, not even the singers.
[singing gibberish] - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
[singing gibberish]
In the Sunday supplement, I ordered one of those things - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
In the Sunday supplement, I ordered one of those things
And at a real low point in my life, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
And at a real low point in my life,
[singing gibberish] - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:12
[singing gibberish]
Ed. You talk about weird things when you're on the road together. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
Ed. You talk about weird things when you're on the road...
And Ed, a much younger, prettier boy, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:10
And Ed, a much younger, prettier boy,
And I went, "What?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
And I went, "What?"
-Sean? -Yes. [laughs] - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
-Sean? -Yes. [laughs]
All you men are trimming, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:09
All you men are trimming,
Everyone's trimming." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
Everyone's trimming."