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Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

"I'm hurt." I went, "Oh, my God!We've got to get to the hospital." They went, "She's...

[shouts] "I'm hurt." I went, "Oh, my God!
We've got to get to the hospital." They went, "She's always doing
things like this when she's drunk." And my friend got some toilet roll, and he just filled her hands

Full Transcript

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[shouts] "I'm hurt."
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I went, "Oh, my God! We've got to get to the hospital."
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They went, "She's always doing things like this when she's drunk."
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And my friend got some toilet roll,
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and he just filled her hands...
Duration
14 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:25
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

British comedian Greg Davies revisits terrifying dates, manscaping disasters, his father's pranks and more in a savagely funny stand-up special.
Until she had two transparent, blooded stumps.  - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
Until she had two transparent, blooded stumps. 
I thought, "That's gonna slow her down at least." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
I thought, "That's gonna slow her down at least.&q...
[shouts] - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:11
[shouts]
I go, "That's it. I'm running away." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
I go, "That's it. I'm running away."
And I went, "Ah, fuck!" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
And I went, "Ah, fuck!"
"Oh, my God." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
"Oh, my God."
And I think I'm going to let her." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
And I think I'm going to let her."
"You come get me." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
"You come get me."
Please come in." She went... [grunts] - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
Please come in." She went... [grunts]
Not until you give me a little kiss." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:10
Not until you give me a little kiss."
And I talked her into coming in. She went... [grunts] - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
And I talked her into coming in. She went... [grunts]
With the wisdom of hindsight, I think she'd been for a shit - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
With the wisdom of hindsight, I think she'd been for a ...
I can see your big fat tummy." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
I can see your big fat tummy."
Came away from my face, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
Came away from my face,
And the last thing I saw that night, ladies and gentlemen, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:10
And the last thing I saw that night, ladies and gentlemen,
I guess what I'm saying is, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
I guess what I'm saying is,
"Every child is an artist." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
"Every child is an artist."
"What's that?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:13
"What's that?"
It's okay for children to be shit, because they'll either get good, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
It's okay for children to be shit, because they'll...
What worries me a little more is when adults try - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
What worries me a little more is when adults try