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The first one is from a 37-year-old science teacher
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Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

The first one is from a 37-year-oldscience teacher

The first one is from a 37-year-old
science teacher

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The first one is from a 37-year-old science teacher.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:12
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

British comedian Greg Davies revisits terrifying dates, manscaping disasters, his father's pranks and more in a savagely funny stand-up special.
I had a wild row with her in the pub - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
I had a wild row with her in the pub
I went to an urban zoo with a 40-year-old friend of mine, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
I went to an urban zoo with a 40-year-old friend of mine,
"Happy Christmas, here's your traditional massive male chicken." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
"Happy Christmas, here's your traditional massive ...
But by far the worst, a 52-year-old friend of mine, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
But by far the worst, a 52-year-old friend of mine,
I made reference to the irritating buzzing wings of a fly - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
I made reference to the irritating buzzing wings of a fly
I'm flying!" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
I'm flying!"
[panting] - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
[panting]
Yeah! Fly!" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:12
Yeah! Fly!"
That's how easy it is to ruin your perception. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
That's how easy it is to ruin your perception.
They seal a reputation not just for life, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
They seal a reputation not just for life,
If I asked you to name me two famous lovers, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
If I asked you to name me two famous lovers,
"I might run from her for a thousand years - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
"I might run from her for a thousand years
Our love is so furious - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:09
Our love is so furious
Might be feeling that sort of passion about me." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
Might be feeling that sort of passion about me."
I went out with someone for ten years, and on our first date, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
I went out with someone for ten years, and on our first date...
I thought, "Am I leaving any legacy of passion behind me? - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
I thought, "Am I leaving any legacy of passion behind m...
Will anyone think...?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
Will anyone think...?"
-Anyone from Bristol here? -[scattered shouting] - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
-Anyone from Bristol here? -[scattered shouting]
I thought, "This is the passionate story I can tell everyone. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
I thought, "This is the passionate story I can tell eve...
My friend was going out with someone, and he invited me to meet her. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
My friend was going out with someone, and he invited me to m...