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Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

There were hairs down there like the mooring ropes of the Titanic

there were hairs down there like the mooring ropes of the Titanic

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there were hairs down there
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like the mooring ropes of the Titanic.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:52
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

British comedian Greg Davies revisits terrifying dates, manscaping disasters, his father's pranks and more in a savagely funny stand-up special.
I knew I was in trouble 'cause I used my beard trimmer to do it. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
I knew I was in trouble 'cause I used my beard trimmer ...
Five or six pounds of silvery bush on the floor. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
Five or six pounds of silvery bush on the floor.
I went back to the full-length mirror to check out my handiwork. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
I went back to the full-length mirror to check out my handiw...
The pubes I'm talking about obviously, not what was beneath them. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
The pubes I'm talking about obviously, not what was ben...
The mini-elephant was as depressing as ever, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
The mini-elephant was as depressing as ever,
Anything else?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
Anything else?"
[sputters] "Okay. Bedtime." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
[sputters] "Okay. Bedtime."
You've rolled the clock back a few years there. Very nice." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
You've rolled the clock back a few years there. Very ni...
I allowed my hand to dance over the area. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
I allowed my hand to dance over the area.
That's always painful, I'll be honest, because of my fucking talons. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
That's always painful, I'll be honest, because of ...
I couldn't be bothered to go to the bathroom, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
I couldn't be bothered to go to the bathroom,
So I made an extraordinary decision. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
So I made an extraordinary decision.
And then above his head, there was just a halo of purple scabs. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
And then above his head, there was just a halo of purple sca...
I went, "For fuck's sake..." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
I went, "For fuck's sake..."
I went, "Hello, Elsie." She went, "Hello, Greg." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:24
I went, "Hello, Elsie." She went, "Hello, Gre...
While I go and get the tea?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
While I go and get the tea?"
What a lovely villa." "Yes." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:13
What a lovely villa." "Yes."
[grunts] "Elsie!" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:16
[grunts] "Elsie!"
Why would she? Why would she speak to a man - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
Why would she? Why would she speak to a man
"The best teachers are those that tell you where to look, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
"The best teachers are those that tell you where to loo...