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Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

We could get three flights, go to Londonand ask a fucking taxi driver." It's bullshit

we could get three flights, go to London
and ask a fucking taxi driver." It's bullshit

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we could get three flights,
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go to London and ask a fucking taxi driver."
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It's bullshit.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:46
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

British comedian Greg Davies revisits terrifying dates, manscaping disasters, his father's pranks and more in a savagely funny stand-up special.
Don't tell tired, grumpy people you used to be in fucking A-ha. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
Don't tell tired, grumpy people you used to be in fucki...
I went and watched the video for "The Sun Always Shines on TV." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
I went and watched the video for "The Sun Always Shines...
Impression of themselves really easily, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
Impression of themselves really easily,
"How awful..." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
"How awful..."
To do a day visit, and I thought, "Fuck! No!" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
To do a day visit, and I thought, "Fuck! No!"
And it was one of the most uplifting and wonderful places, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:16
And it was one of the most uplifting and wonderful places,
And so, we want them to have good times." You know? - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
And so, we want them to have good times." You know?
And when I thought about it, my own dad, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
And when I thought about it, my own dad,
When I think back on him now, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
When I think back on him now,
And he was loads more than a pathetic, old, ill man. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
And he was loads more than a pathetic, old, ill man.
So I started to think, once she said that, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
So I started to think, once she said that,
Were there any fun times when he was ill?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
Were there any fun times when he was ill?"
When he couldn't go to the toilet by himself, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:09
When he couldn't go to the toilet by himself,
I went, "Why do you use that?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
I went, "Why do you use that?"
She's a wonderful, caring wife, isn't she? Strap yourselves in. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
She's a wonderful, caring wife, isn't she? Strap y...
I went home one day, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
I went home one day,
I've recommended it to all my friends with ill husbands." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
I've recommended it to all my friends with ill husbands...
I'm sorry Lenor ruined your system." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
I'm sorry Lenor ruined your system."
And he shouted, "Ask her what she did." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:17
And he shouted, "Ask her what she did."
I had a vision of the head designer - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
I had a vision of the head designer