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We were standing there, waiting for the inevitable
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Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

We were standing there,waiting for the inevitable, and when I thought back to it, someone...

We were standing there,
waiting for the inevitable, and when I thought back to it, someone made us laugh

Full Transcript

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We were standing there, waiting for the inevitable,
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and when I thought back to it,
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someone made us laugh.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:12
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

British comedian Greg Davies revisits terrifying dates, manscaping disasters, his father's pranks and more in a savagely funny stand-up special.
And if my dad had been more with it, he would've laughed his head off, too. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
And if my dad had been more with it, he would've laughe...
He came into the room, and he said, "Ho! - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
He came into the room, and he said, "Ho!
And we all went, "Yep, it's pretty bad over here as well." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
And we all went, "Yep, it's pretty bad over here a...
He is mega fat." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
He is mega fat."
We're kind of dealing with a thing over here." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
We're kind of dealing with a thing over here."
And he's only six." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
And he's only six."
I'm in. Fucking stop talking about your mega fat kid. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
I'm in. Fucking stop talking about your mega fat kid.
A 140-lbs. six-year-old?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
A 140-lbs. six-year-old?"
Super fat." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:09
Super fat."
"He eats a whole cooked chicken every day." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:09
"He eats a whole cooked chicken every day."
She wanted to know about the six-year-old - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
She wanted to know about the six-year-old
Who doesn't want to know about the fat chicken kid? We all do. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
Who doesn't want to know about the fat chicken kid? We ...
She goes,"You shouldn't be feeding him a whole chicken every day..." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:16
She goes,"You shouldn't be feeding him a whole chi...
There's nothing I can do about it." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
There's nothing I can do about it."
Stood up from her husband of 50 years, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
Stood up from her husband of 50 years,
What you mean there's nothing you can do about it?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:10
What you mean there's nothing you can do about it?"...
When I was a child, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
When I was a child,
When she saw this show, she said, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
When she saw this show, she said,
She heard the sentence, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
She heard the sentence,
Of course there's something you can do." He goes, "There's nothing I can do." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:13
Of course there's something you can do." He goes, ...