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Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

We're at the same prostate level.It's called "galia melon." Two pisses a night, I'm the...

We're at the same prostate level.
It's called "galia melon." Two pisses a night, I'm the same

Full Transcript

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We're at the same prostate level. It's called "galia melon."
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Two pisses a night, I'm the same.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:54
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

British comedian Greg Davies revisits terrifying dates, manscaping disasters, his father's pranks and more in a savagely funny stand-up special.
I'll tell you, things have happened to me that you've got to look forward to. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
I'll tell you, things have happened to me that you'...
In the last two years, my nails have become - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
In the last two years, my nails have become
Imagine not being able to bite through your own fucking nails. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
Imagine not being able to bite through your own fucking nail...
No one likes folk music, not even the singers. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
No one likes folk music, not even the singers.
[singing gibberish] - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
[singing gibberish]
In the Sunday supplement, I ordered one of those things - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
In the Sunday supplement, I ordered one of those things
And at a real low point in my life, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
And at a real low point in my life,
[singing gibberish] - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:12
[singing gibberish]
Ed. You talk about weird things when you're on the road together. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
Ed. You talk about weird things when you're on the road...
And Ed, a much younger, prettier boy, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:10
And Ed, a much younger, prettier boy,
And I went, "What?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
And I went, "What?"
-Sean? -Yes. [laughs] - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
-Sean? -Yes. [laughs]
All you men are trimming, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:09
All you men are trimming,
Everyone's trimming." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
Everyone's trimming."
At the hotel, I thought, "I better check this out." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:09
At the hotel, I thought, "I better check this out."...
A giant, graying '70s afro. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
A giant, graying '70s afro.
It looked like Don King was riding on the back - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
It looked like Don King was riding on the back
I thought, "You're never get another girlfriend. You fat prick. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
I thought, "You're never get another girlfriend. Y...
There's only one person who's gonna be interested in that." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
There's only one person who's gonna be interested ...
So, I thought, "I'm gonna have to do something about this." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
So, I thought, "I'm gonna have to do something abo...