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Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

"What's that?" "It's a house." "Is it?" "Who's that next to it?" "The owner." "Really? Why...

"What's that?" "It's a house." "Is it?" "Who's that next to it?" "The owner." "Really? Why are they the same height?" "It's called perspective, dipshit." That's okay, they're children

Full Transcript

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"What's that?"
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"It's a house." "Is it?"
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"Who's that next to it?" "The owner."
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"Really? Why are they the same height?"
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"It's called perspective, dipshit."
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That's okay, they're children.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:05
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

British comedian Greg Davies revisits terrifying dates, manscaping disasters, his father's pranks and more in a savagely funny stand-up special.
It's okay for children to be shit, because they'll either get good, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
It's okay for children to be shit, because they'll...
What worries me a little more is when adults try - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
What worries me a little more is when adults try
When I was still teaching, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
When I was still teaching,
It was the ex-World Champion boxer Chris Eubank. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
It was the ex-World Champion boxer Chris Eubank.
Okay, I'm just gonna explain something to people who don't realize. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
Okay, I'm just gonna explain something to people who do...
There are some people in this room - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
There are some people in this room
Those people are about to be proved extremely wrong. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
Those people are about to be proved extremely wrong.
Chris came in, and he spoke to the children - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
Chris came in, and he spoke to the children
I would apply myself with the vigor of a lion." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
I would apply myself with the vigor of a lion."
He walked up and down for three and a half hours going, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
He walked up and down for three and a half hours going,
You want to be an architect or whatever it is that you desire..." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
You want to be an architect or whatever it is that you desir...
And when you decide what it is you want to do, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
And when you decide what it is you want to do,
Always look at the man in the mirror - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
Always look at the man in the mirror
And as this lady will testify to, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
And as this lady will testify to,
[laughs] - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
[laughs]
I would argue that perhaps Chris isn't gonna be remembered as a poet. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
I would argue that perhaps Chris isn't gonna be remembe...
But he is gonna be remembered as a great boxer, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
But he is gonna be remembered as a great boxer,
I was in a taxi again in London. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
I was in a taxi again in London.
He was one of those Cockneys - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
He was one of those Cockneys
They're like weird horses." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:09
They're like weird horses."