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When he couldn't go to the toilet by himself
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Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

When he couldn't go to the toiletby himself, my mom used to let him piss into a Lenor...

When he couldn't go to the toilet
by himself, my mom used to let him piss into a Lenor fabric softener bottle

Full Transcript

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When he couldn't go to the toilet by himself,
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my mom used to let him piss
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into a Lenor fabric softener bottle.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
57
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:14
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

British comedian Greg Davies revisits terrifying dates, manscaping disasters, his father's pranks and more in a savagely funny stand-up special.
I went, "Why do you use that?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
I went, "Why do you use that?"
She's a wonderful, caring wife, isn't she? Strap yourselves in. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
She's a wonderful, caring wife, isn't she? Strap y...
I went home one day, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
I went home one day,
I've recommended it to all my friends with ill husbands." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
I've recommended it to all my friends with ill husbands...
I'm sorry Lenor ruined your system." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
I'm sorry Lenor ruined your system."
And he shouted, "Ask her what she did." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:17
And he shouted, "Ask her what she did."
I had a vision of the head designer - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
I had a vision of the head designer
It's half the size, less liquid, more portable, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
It's half the size, less liquid, more portable,
Even on the day my dad died, there was some mirth... - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
Even on the day my dad died, there was some mirth...
When me and my mom and my sister - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
When me and my mom and my sister
We were standing there, waiting for the inevitable, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
We were standing there, waiting for the inevitable,
And if my dad had been more with it, he would've laughed his head off, too. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
And if my dad had been more with it, he would've laughe...
He came into the room, and he said, "Ho! - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
He came into the room, and he said, "Ho!
And we all went, "Yep, it's pretty bad over here as well." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
And we all went, "Yep, it's pretty bad over here a...
He is mega fat." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
He is mega fat."
We're kind of dealing with a thing over here." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
We're kind of dealing with a thing over here."
And he's only six." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
And he's only six."
I'm in. Fucking stop talking about your mega fat kid. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
I'm in. Fucking stop talking about your mega fat kid.
A 140-lbs. six-year-old?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
A 140-lbs. six-year-old?"
Super fat." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:09
Super fat."