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Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

When I was a child, I wouldn't eat my peas one Sunday, and she punched me in the face

When I was a child, I wouldn't eat my peas one Sunday, and she punched me in the face

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When I was a child,
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I wouldn't eat my peas one Sunday,
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and she punched me in the face.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:37
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

British comedian Greg Davies revisits terrifying dates, manscaping disasters, his father's pranks and more in a savagely funny stand-up special.
When she saw this show, she said, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
When she saw this show, she said,
She heard the sentence, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
She heard the sentence,
Of course there's something you can do." He goes, "There's nothing I can do." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:13
Of course there's something you can do." He goes, ...
I want to fast forward two and a half years - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
I want to fast forward two and a half years
My sister had brought the kids home - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
My sister had brought the kids home
Three o'clock on Christmas day, lots of people sit down - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
Three o'clock on Christmas day, lots of people sit down
I did an award-winning fart. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
I did an award-winning fart.
It ripped through the room like fork lightning. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
It ripped through the room like fork lightning.
I knew it was a classic, 'cause the Queen hadn't spoken yet, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
I knew it was a classic, 'cause the Queen hadn't s...
She said, "You know I've just realized." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:12
She said, "You know I've just realized."
My dad was an academic, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
My dad was an academic,
And I thought to myself, "Hmm, I wonder... - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
And I thought to myself, "Hmm, I wonder...
That he has passed down anus genes to his son. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
That he has passed down anus genes to his son.
Was the same anus." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
Was the same anus."
If I'm gonna talk about him in a show, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
If I'm gonna talk about him in a show,
So I started thinking of pithy things I could sum my dad up with. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
So I started thinking of pithy things I could sum my dad up ...
He was a very funny man, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
He was a very funny man,
He once told us he was bitten by shark off the coast of North Wales. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
He once told us he was bitten by shark off the coast of Nort...
And when my sister used to get mad and go, "Why do you lie to us?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:23
And when my sister used to get mad and go, "Why do you ...
It's impossible to sum a human being up with a pithy thing. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
It's impossible to sum a human being up with a pithy th...