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When I stopped to really think about it for ten seconds
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Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

When I stopped to really think about itfor ten seconds, I was shit

When I stopped to really think about it
for ten seconds, I was shit

Full Transcript

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When I stopped to really think about it for ten seconds,
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I was shit.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:40
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

British comedian Greg Davies revisits terrifying dates, manscaping disasters, his father's pranks and more in a savagely funny stand-up special.
I was a drama teacher, which in itself is hilarious, right? - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
I was a drama teacher, which in itself is hilarious, right?
I was in my drama studio, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:16
I was in my drama studio,
And I realized someone was up in the lighting tower of the drama studio - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:12
And I realized someone was up in the lighting tower of the d...
It was bouncing off them, and they were going, "Get off, get off!" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
It was bouncing off them, and they were going, "Get off...
And I knew I had to give up teaching when I realized - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
And I knew I had to give up teaching when I realized
It was me with the head of English, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
It was me with the head of English,
My perception of how I think people see me - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
My perception of how I think people see me
When you start to think about it, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
When you start to think about it,
And the worst thing is your perception, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
And the worst thing is your perception,
They're so insane, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
They're so insane,
The first one is from a 37-year-old science teacher. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
The first one is from a 37-year-old science teacher.
I had a wild row with her in the pub - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
I had a wild row with her in the pub
I went to an urban zoo with a 40-year-old friend of mine, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
I went to an urban zoo with a 40-year-old friend of mine,
"Happy Christmas, here's your traditional massive male chicken." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
"Happy Christmas, here's your traditional massive ...
But by far the worst, a 52-year-old friend of mine, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
But by far the worst, a 52-year-old friend of mine,
I made reference to the irritating buzzing wings of a fly - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
I made reference to the irritating buzzing wings of a fly
I'm flying!" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
I'm flying!"
[panting] - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
[panting]
Yeah! Fly!" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:12
Yeah! Fly!"
That's how easy it is to ruin your perception. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
That's how easy it is to ruin your perception.