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Why would they be buying a pet at their age?
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Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

Why would they be buying a petat their age?" "Christine said,'I don't mind ordering them,...

Why would they be buying a pet
at their age?" "Christine said,
'I don't mind ordering them, but they're coming to your house.'" I went, "All right, what the fuck?

Full Transcript

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Why would they be buying a pet at their age?"
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"Christine said, 'I don't mind ordering them,
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but they're coming to your house.'"
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I went, "All right, what the fuck?
Duration
11 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:05
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

British comedian Greg Davies revisits terrifying dates, manscaping disasters, his father's pranks and more in a savagely funny stand-up special.
Are you talking about dildos?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:12
Are you talking about dildos?"
Absolutely disgusting." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
Absolutely disgusting."
I'd prefer it if you wouldn't do that vibrator routine in your show. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
I'd prefer it if you wouldn't do that vibrator rou...
When you ignore this and do it anyway, at least make it clear to your audiences - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
When you ignore this and do it anyway, at least make it clea...
But it must have got to me, 'cause I found myself thinking, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
But it must have got to me, 'cause I found myself think...
A nice story I can tell about my mom - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:10
A nice story I can tell about my mom
When I was eight years of age, just eight, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
When I was eight years of age, just eight,
Not the six-foot-eight monstrosity you see before you, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
Not the six-foot-eight monstrosity you see before you,
I went past Clinton Cards, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
I went past Clinton Cards,
And stringy old eight-year-old Greg, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:09
And stringy old eight-year-old Greg,
Long toy for a long boy." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:15
Long toy for a long boy."
Santa can't afford it this year." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:10
Santa can't afford it this year."
I'd met him the year before. I was sharing a room with my sister. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
I'd met him the year before. I was sharing a room with ...
When I said, "Hello, Santa," he told me to piss off in a woman's voice. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
When I said, "Hello, Santa," he told me to piss of...
But I thought, "Fair enough, she can't afford it." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
But I thought, "Fair enough, she can't afford it.&...
Now, it obviously got to her, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
Now, it obviously got to her,
We think we can make you a giant bear." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:11
We think we can make you a giant bear."
That sounds shit." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:14
That sounds shit."
Project's coming on." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
Project's coming on."
"Blue Ted." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
"Blue Ted."