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Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast

Will anyone think...?" So I started going backthrough people I've dated, and then, I was...

Will anyone think...?" So I started going back
through people I've dated, and then, I was in Bristol

Full Transcript

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Will anyone think...?"
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So I started going back through people I've dated,
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and then, I was in Bristol.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:17
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

British comedian Greg Davies revisits terrifying dates, manscaping disasters, his father's pranks and more in a savagely funny stand-up special.
-Anyone from Bristol here? -[scattered shouting] - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
-Anyone from Bristol here? -[scattered shouting]
I thought, "This is the passionate story I can tell everyone. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
I thought, "This is the passionate story I can tell eve...
My friend was going out with someone, and he invited me to meet her. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
My friend was going out with someone, and he invited me to m...
They were gonna have a dinner party for me. Lovely. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
They were gonna have a dinner party for me. Lovely.
And when I got there, they'd invited her sister along as well. - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
And when I got there, they'd invited her sister along a...
And I thought. "No, this is a set up." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
And I thought. "No, this is a set up."
I thought, "Why not?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
I thought, "Why not?"
That's nice." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:05
That's nice."
She was necking glasses of wine, like... [chugging] - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
She was necking glasses of wine, like... [chugging]
"Are we having a nice time now?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:16
"Are we having a nice time now?"
I'm a hammer thrower." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:11
I'm a hammer thrower."
Now you believe I'm a hammer thrower, don't you?" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
Now you believe I'm a hammer thrower, don't you?&q...
Because you've changed." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:08
Because you've changed."
The fear went through the roof when she went to the toilet, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:10
The fear went through the roof when she went to the toilet,
They went, "She's harmless." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:11
They went, "She's harmless."
All finished, then. All shaken off." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:09
All finished, then. All shaken off."
And she ran into a room, and we heard, "Smash!" - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:07
And she ran into a room, and we heard, "Smash!"
She horribly cut her hands open, - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:06
She horribly cut her hands open,
[shouts] "I'm hurt." - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:14
[shouts] "I'm hurt."
Until she had two transparent, blooded stumps.  - Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast 00:04
Until she had two transparent, blooded stumps.