Look Mister, there are some rules that you've got to follow. Yeah, what kind of rules?...

Chinese Boy: Look Mister, there are some rules that you've got to follow. Billy Peltzer: Yeah, what kind of rules? Chinese Boy: First of all, keep him out of the light, he hates bright light, especially sunlight, it'll kill him. Second, don't give him any water, not even to drink. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight.

We're getting our picture taken. Smile. Ready? One, two, three... No, no. Bright light! What happened? He hates bright lights. There's some important things I forgot to tell you. Number one, he hates bright lights. You gotta keep him out of the sunlight. Sunlight will kill him. Number two, keep him away from water. Don't give him any water to drink. Whatever you do, don't give him a bath. And the most important thing... ...don't ever feed him after midnight.