Hold it Kelly, are you crazy? What the hell are you doing up here? Trying to find your...

[Scott has almost been shot by Kelly after being mistaken for the grizzly]
Arthur Scott: Hold it Kelly, are you crazy?
Ranger Michael Kelly: What the hell are you doing up here?
Arthur Scott: Trying to find your bear.
Ranger Michael Kelly: Well, you're supposed to be down at camp. Kittridge has been all over me.
Arthur Scott: You better tell that man that bear is not one of ours.
Ranger Michael Kelly: Are you sure?
Arthur Scott: Positive.
Ranger Michael Kelly: Well, you still shoulda come on down.
Arthur Scott: Why? I can do better on my own.
Don Stober: You almost got your tail shot off.
Arthur Scott: [chuckling] Yeah, almost.
Don Stober: Boy, if you ain't a big bag of grits. What the hell would you have done if you'd caught that big brown?
Arthur Scott: It isn't a big brown, it's a grizzly.
Ranger Michael Kelly: Grizzly.
Arthur Scott: Mm-hmm.
Don Stober: Ain't no grizzlies up here. I used to hunt these woods for years, it can't be a grizzly.
Ranger Michael Kelly: Come on Scotty, they were killed off years ago. Big bounty hunt, remember?
Arthur Scott: This one survived.
Don Stober: I'm telling you, it can't be.
Arthur Scott: I'm telling you, we got a grizzly and then some. Guys, I'm a little bushed. Can I hitch a ride back with you?
Don Stober: Yeah, come on.
Arthur Scott: You know that the average grizzly, he's about seven feet tall.
Don Stober: Some of them shorter.
Arthur Scott: Mm-hmm. This one here is at least 15 feet.
Don Stober: Oh no, maybe in Alaska, just maybe, but not down here.
Arthur Scott: Right here, I just checked the claw marks on a tree.
Ranger Michael Kelly: Well, that means he's established his territory, the whole damn forest?
Don Stober: But you're talking about is unreal.
Arthur Scott: Wait, I got a little more. According to the depth of his paw prints, he weighs over 2000 pounds.
[Pulls out sandwich]
Arthur Scott: Boys want a bite?
Don Stober: Look Scotty, you may be some kind of authority on all this, but what you talking about a science fiction, as a fairy tale?
Arthur Scott: Science yeah, fiction no. See, the only known grizzlies that large were called arctos ursus horribilis. And they was the mightiest carnivores in the Pleistocene era.
Ranger Michael Kelly: Now well, when was that?
Arthur Scott: About a million years ago.
Ranger Michael Kelly: Ah, he's a mere baby then.
Arthur Scott: Well, he was a hardy ancestor that managed to hang in there.
Ranger Michael Kelly: What in the hell's a million year old grizzly doing here?
Arthur Scott: He's looking for food. See, they are strictly carnivores, those things. They sure do love meat.
Don Stober: In that case let's get the hell outta here.
Ranger Michael Kelly: Good enough