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"Grosse Pointe Blank" quotes

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Martin Blank is a professional assassin. He is sent on a mission to a small Detroit suburb, Grosse Pointe, and, by coincidence, his ten-year high school reunion party is taking place there at the same time.

Director: George Armitage
Writer: Tom Jankiewicz, D.V. DeVincentis, Steve Pink
Production: N/A
Year: 1997
MetaScore: 76/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: $28,084,357
Released: 11 Apr 1997
Awards: 2 wins & 8 nominations
That's all bullshit - Grosse Pointe Blank 01:01 That's all bullshit Did ya' read yesterday's offer - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:27 Did ya' read yesterday's offer Here's the new stuff - Grosse Pointe Blank 01:00 Here's the new stuff I don't want to play against you - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:55 I don't want to play against you I was sitting there alone on prom night - Grosse Pointe Blank 02:09 I was sitting there alone on prom night I'm putting together a little concern - Grosse Pointe Blank 01:29 I'm putting together a little concern I'm sorry if I fucked up your life - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:18 I'm sorry if I fucked up your life Don't kill anybody for a few days - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:09 Don't kill anybody for a few days What am I gonna say - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:19 What am I gonna say You didn't tell me what you did for a living - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:39 You didn't tell me what you did for a living A thousand innocent people get killed every day - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:15 A thousand innocent people get killed every day That didn't come out right - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:14 That didn't come out right But I do have a very nice cat - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:12 But I do have a very nice cat I should have worn a skirt - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:09 I should have worn a skirt Professional killer - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:18 Professional killer Did I have you figured wrong - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:37 Did I have you figured wrong It wasn't the other way around - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:36 It wasn't the other way around You're a fucking  psycho - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:09 You're a fucking psycho Will you marry me - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:15 Will you marry me I say forget about forgiving and just accept - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:19 I say forget about forgiving and just accept It's Martin Blank - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:22 It's Martin Blank I'll be comin' around the mountain when I come - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:10 I'll be comin' around the mountain when I come You know what you need - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:18 You know what you need I'm Martin Blank - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:34 I'm Martin Blank I'm in love with you - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:07 I'm in love with you How come you never learned that it was wrong - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:22 How come you never learned that it was wrong If you love something - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:14 If you love something If I show up at your door - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:11 If I show up at your door Nothing in the omelette - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:13 Nothing in the omelette There's a contract out on your life - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:22 There's a contract out on your life Where are all the good men dead - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:09 Where are all the good men dead Why are you so interested in me going to my high school reunion - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:18 Why are you so interested in me going to my high school... Workers of the world - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:27 Workers of the world I'm really beginning to worry about your safety - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:11 I'm really beginning to worry about your safety A special torture - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:15 A special torture Why don't you just join the union - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:17 Why don't you just join the union What is this I'm feeling - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:17 What is this I'm feeling I'm not a peace officer - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:31 I'm not a peace officer Kinda crept up on you - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:13 Kinda crept up on you This your Beemer - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:07 This your Beemer You're a handsome devil - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:10 You're a handsome devil The reason I called - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:19 The reason I called I'll go put these in some rubbing alcohol - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:12 I'll go put these in some rubbing alcohol There  is  no us - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:24 There is no us Whatever I'm doing you don't like - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:09 Whatever I'm doing you don't like What do you mean - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:40 What do you mean You can take care of business and stop by Grosse Pointe for your reunion - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:22 You can take care of business and stop by Grosse Pointe for... Everybody's coming back to take stock of their lives - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:15 Everybody's coming back to take stock of their lives I do divorce mainly - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:13 I do divorce mainly They're very unhappy - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:10 They're very unhappy Are we out of business yet - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:10 Are we out of business yet Smells like a wedding - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:15 Smells like a wedding Here's the new stuff kid Durazac 15 - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:22 Here's the new stuff kid Durazac 15 I'm drawing a complete - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:07 I'm drawing a complete Why does everyone always think it's personal - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:11 Why does everyone always think it's personal You've been Detroit's most famous disappearing act since white flight - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:20 You've been Detroit's most famous disappearing act... I'm a professional killer - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:13 I'm a professional killer I've got to get something off my chest - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:18 I've got to get something off my chest You know what I do for a living - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:04 You know what I do for a living You don't get to have me - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:15 You don't get to have me I'll be blowing your fucking head off I'll be blowing your fucking head off - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:07 I'll be blowing your fucking head off I'll be... I don't see Hollow Point Wound Care on the menu - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:20 I don't see Hollow Point Wound Care on the menu Are you all right - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:16 Are you all right Okay Well I was looking for some validation of my life - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:11 Okay Well I was looking for some validation of my life How's your sister - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:22 How's your sister Couple of months ago - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:37 Couple of months ago You should read the files on some of the fuckers - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:08 You should read the files on some of the fuckers What are you doing here - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:43 What are you doing here You got any ideas how you wanna wax this guy - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:10 You got any ideas how you wanna wax this guy I'm emotionally involved with you - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:20 I'm emotionally involved with you You're on some sort of therapeutic assignment - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:17 You're on some sort of therapeutic assignment What about those two guys in a Caprice Classic outside - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:12 What about those two guys in a Caprice Classic outside As a graduate of the class of 1986 - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:17 As a graduate of the class of 1986 If you wanna go - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:11 If you wanna go Thank you for the pen - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:14 Thank you for the pen It's been so long - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:05 It's been so long Time is catching up - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:08 Time is catching up And after we do your job - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:12 And after we do your job So if I see that guy again - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:40 So if I see that guy again That's not right - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:40 That's not right You're on the air - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:13 You're on the air Since you two are so close - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:12 Since you two are so close You look Tony Robbins good - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:10 You look Tony Robbins good You're a handsome devil - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:35 You're a handsome devil Hey Jenny Slater - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:05 Hey Jenny Slater It's Arlene Oslott Joseph - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:27 It's Arlene Oslott Joseph It's not me - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:06 It's not me All right see you at - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:12 All right see you at Where ya been these last ten years - Grosse Pointe Blank 00:17 Where ya been these last ten years

Cast

Martin Q. Blank - John Cusack
Debi Newberry - Minnie Driver
Dr. Oatman - Alan Arkin
Grocer - Dan Aykroyd
Marcella - Joan Cusack