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Piece of crap car

Piece of crap car. What? Hey, Dad. Me? What? - How do you get that- Hey. from that?...

Grown Ups • 2010

Piece of crap car. What? Hey, Dad. Me? What? - How do you get that- Hey. from that? Ninety-five percent of that'sgotta be from the mother. And I am lowballing. Hey, Jasmine. How is that possible? Oh, no. The Elvis hairsare going up her nose. She doesn't know what to do. That's sweet. Is this your car? My old man lent me this turd. Because he doesn't care if I breakdown in the middle of nowhere and get eaten by a bear. Your old man? Yeah, my boyfriend.Forty-seven years old. You know, I wish I likedguys my own age, but I'm just chasing the dadthat ran out on me

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Piece of crap car

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What

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Hey Dad

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Me

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What

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How do you get that Hey

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from that

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Ninety five percent of that's gotta be from the mother

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And I am lowballing

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Hey Jasmine

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How is that possible

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Oh no The Elvis hairs are going up her nose

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She doesn't know what to do

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That's sweet

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Is this your car

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My old man lent me this turd

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Because he doesn't care if I break down in the middle of nowhere

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and get eaten by a bear

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Your old man

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Yeah my boyfriend Forty seven years old

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You know I wish I liked guys my own age

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but I'm just chasing the dad that ran out on me

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صانع صوت الأنذار

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روب بالله عليك

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أنا حقا دمرت زيجاتي

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ك لهم

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لقد كان هذا خطأي يارجل

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أنا لم استطع التحم ل

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أتعرفون بناتي

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أنا لا أعرفهم حتي

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كان صانع الأنذار ليكون خجولا مني لا لا تقل هذا

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هيا يارجل هيا

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لديك العديد من الوقت لكي ت صفي الأمور مع ابنتك

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انت فقط أتصل بهم حينما تعود

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في الواقع سيكونوا ه نا في غضون 20 دقيقة

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أنتظر ماذا

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سأقوم بتناول الدجاج لا لا

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Voiture de merde

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Bonjour papa

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Moi

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Comment on obtient ça

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à partir de ça

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95 de la mère

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Et je suis gentil

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Bonjour Jasmine

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Comment c'est possible

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Elle a sa coupe Elvis dans le nez

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Elle est coincée

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C'est mignon

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C'est ta voiture

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Mon vieux m'a prêté cette daube

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Il s'en moque que je cale dans un trou paumé

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et qu'un ours me dévore

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Ton vieux

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Mon mec il a 47 ans

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Un mec de mon âge ce serait top

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Mais je cherche le père qui m'a plantée

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Schrottkarre

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Was

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Hallo Dad

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Ich

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Was

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Wie kriegt man so was

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von sowas

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95 Prozent müssen von der Mutter kommen

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Und ich untertreibe noch

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Hey Jasmine

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Wie ist das möglich

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Die Elvistolle kitzelt sie in der Nase

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Sie weiss nicht was sie machen soll

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Wie süss

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Ist das dein Auto

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Mein alter Herr hat mir die Kiste geliehen

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Weil's ihm egal ist ob ich irgendwo liegenbleibe

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und von einem Bären gefressen werde

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Dein alter Herr

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Ja mein Freund

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47 Jahre alt

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Ich wünschte ich würde auf Jüngere stehen

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aber ich jage dem Vater nach der mich verlassen hat

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Dasar mobil tua

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Apa

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Hei Ayah

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Aku

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Apa

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Bagaimana bisa anaknya itu Hei

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sementara ayahnya itu

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95 itu pasti dari ibunya

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Sungguh tidak mungkin

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Hei Jasmine

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Bagaimana mungkin

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Oh tidak Rambut Elvis nya menyentuh hidungnya

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Ia tak tahu harus melakukan apa

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Manis sekali

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Ini mobilmu

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Si orang tua itu meminjamkan mobil ini

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Karena ia tak peduli apakah mobilnya mogok di tengah jalan

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dan aku dimakan beruang

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Si orang tua

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Ya pacarku Umurnya 47 tahun

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Andai saja aku bisa menyukai cowok seumurku

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tapi aku mendambakan sosok ayah yang lari dariku

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Кусок металлолома

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Что

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Привет пап

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Я

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Что

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Как может получиться такое Привет

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из такого

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Наверное от матери у неё процентов 95

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И я ещё занизил планку

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Привет Жасмин

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Как такое возможно

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О нет Его причёска Элвиса до носа ей достаёт

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Она не знает что делать

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Как мило

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Это твоя машина

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Мой старик одолжил мне эту развалюху

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Потому что его не волнует то что я могу застрять неизвестно где

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и меня сожрёт медведь

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Твой старик

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Ну да мой парень Ему 47 лет

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Знаешь я бы хотела встречаться с ровесниками

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но пока на меня западают только такие вот папики

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Auto pedazo de mierda

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Qué

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Hola papa

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Yo

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Qué

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Como obtienes eso

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de esto

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El 99 porciento lo sacó de la madre

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y yo estoy muy seguro

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Como es eso posible

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Oh el pequeño Elvis apenas le llega a la nariz

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Este es tu auto

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Mi viejo me dio esta mierda

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Porque no le importa si me quedo parada en medio de la noche y me comen los osos

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Tu viejo Si mi novio

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47 años

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Sabes quisiera conocer hombres de mi edad

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Pero solo persigo cosas imposibles

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Duration

52 seconds

Views

142

Timestamp in Movie

00:43:23

Uploaded

Mar 07, 2026

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Production

Columbia Pictures,Relativity Media,Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

After their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends and former teammates reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend.