"Grudge Match" quotes

Grudge Match poster
A pair of aging boxing rivals are coaxed out of retirement to fight one final bout, thirty years after their last match.

Director: Peter Segal
Writer: Tim Kelleher, Rodney Rothman
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, sport
Year: 2013
MetaScore: 35/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $29,807,260
Released: 25 Dec 2013
Awards: 1 win & 1 nomination

74 Clips

Son of a bitch He ain't ever gonna fight me - Grudge Match 00:19
Son of a bitch He ain't ever gonna fight me
Hey What are you doing I thought you wanted me to hit this - Grudge Match 00:13
Hey What are you doing I thought you wanted me to hit this
She um She said you turned into an asshole - Grudge Match 00:19
She um She said you turned into an asshole
Tell Mr Sandpaper Hands I want my two sleeping pills - Grudge Match 00:11
Tell Mr Sandpaper Hands I want my two sleeping pills
So what do you wanna do tonight huh Go to the movies - Grudge Match 00:12
So what do you wanna do tonight huh Go to the movies
What is up with you Huh Did you wake up on the wrong side of the tenement - Grudge Match 00:06
What is up with you Huh Did you wake up on the wrong side of...
The octagon - Grudge Match 00:20
The octagon
I think we've depressed the shit out of these pigeons - Grudge Match 00:05
I think we've depressed the shit out of these pigeons
You stuck me with that guy who's such a dumbshit - Grudge Match 00:07
You stuck me with that guy who's such a dumbshit
But I still hate you - Grudge Match 00:06
But I still hate you
You think you the only one that got ripped off Huh - Grudge Match 00:07
You think you the only one that got ripped off Huh
With all that hot talent out there I can land me some snapper tonight - Grudge Match 00:07
With all that hot talent out there I can land me some...
Why did you sleep with me - Grudge Match 00:14
Why did you sleep with me
A man turns 60 all of a sudden he's washed up and you kick him out of the workplace - Grudge Match 00:21
A man turns 60 all of a sudden he's washed up and you kick...
Well I'll never call you a pussy again - Grudge Match 00:04
Well I'll never call you a pussy again
You two some kind of superheroes - Grudge Match 00:07
You two some kind of superheroes
Get by Not only did you put Sally at risk - Grudge Match 00:26
Get by Not only did you put Sally at risk
Piece of shit - Grudge Match 00:04
Piece of shit
Jesus Christ did you just fart on me - Grudge Match 00:04
Jesus Christ did you just fart on me
Like I was saying We're gonna focus on your endurance and your speed - Grudge Match 00:12
Like I was saying We're gonna focus on your endurance and...
You my friend are embarrassing yourself - Grudge Match 00:07
You my friend are embarrassing yourself
Oh okay You're the original media whore - Grudge Match 00:16
Oh okay You're the original media whore
Oh okay You're the original media whore - Grudge Match 00:10
Oh okay You're the original media whore
No ticket no money - Grudge Match 00:04
No ticket no money
Yeah you're ready You're a one eyed monster - Grudge Match 00:06
Yeah you're ready You're a one eyed monster
How do you live with yourself knowing that we tied - Grudge Match 00:27
How do you live with yourself knowing that we tied
Aw for God's sakes call her up - Grudge Match 00:34
Aw for God's sakes call her up
Look I know you got every right to hate me And I don't blame you - Grudge Match 00:11
Look I know you got every right to hate me And I don't blame...
Come on come on come on - Grudge Match 00:05
Come on come on come on
Sorry you lost Kid - Grudge Match 00:09
Sorry you lost Kid
I got a boy in private school which means he has white friends - Grudge Match 00:11
I got a boy in private school which means he has white...
Strange how life works out huh - Grudge Match 00:21
Strange how life works out huh
You know I know it was a long time ago but - Grudge Match 00:31
You know I know it was a long time ago but
I know that now but I was focused on winning the title - Grudge Match 00:23
I know that now but I was focused on winning the title
You said that - Grudge Match 00:30
You said that
Now that you got her you want me to move on And what do I got - Grudge Match 00:05
Now that you got her you want me to move on And what do I...
Don't quit on me Light I won't quit on you - Grudge Match 00:37
Don't quit on me Light I won't quit on you
Today I'm announcing my retirement from professional boxing - Grudge Match 00:12
Today I'm announcing my retirement from professional boxing
I came early - Grudge Match 00:15
I came early
You kidding me - Grudge Match 00:07
You kidding me
Hey I hope I don't look like that big of an asshole - Grudge Match 00:04
Hey I hope I don't look like that big of an asshole
I got more money for you - Grudge Match 00:06
I got more money for you
Thank you Jesus - Grudge Match 00:26
Thank you Jesus
I had my hearing aid turned down - Grudge Match 00:35
I had my hearing aid turned down
I turned my back like for a minute That was it - Grudge Match 00:31
I turned my back like for a minute That was it
You're doing real good you pussy That's not helping - Grudge Match 00:06
You're doing real good you pussy That's not helping
Hey what's BJ stand for - Grudge Match 00:15
Hey what's BJ stand for
You got an iPad - Grudge Match 00:05
You got an iPad
Women are more verbal than men - Grudge Match 00:08
Women are more verbal than men
Didn't you lose 200 grand betting the Buffalo Bills - Grudge Match 00:07
Didn't you lose 200 grand betting the Buffalo Bills
Fighting half blind - Grudge Match 00:13
Fighting half blind
Bullshit Fix - Grudge Match 00:15
Bullshit Fix
A two year old could've seen that coming When were you gonna tell me - Grudge Match 00:06
A two year old could've seen that coming When were you gonna...
I'm talking about that Kardashian sex tape type money - Grudge Match 00:05
I'm talking about that Kardashian sex tape type money
Why don't you have a goddamn TV I could be watching Dancing With the Stars - Grudge Match 00:06
Why don't you have a goddamn TV I could be watching Dancing...
You know what this is Razor - Grudge Match 00:15
You know what this is Razor
What kind of man knowingly takes a job where he's gotta wash another man's balls - Grudge Match 00:09
What kind of man knowingly takes a job where he's gotta wash...
Yeah look at us We're not dead - Grudge Match 00:11
Yeah look at us We're not dead
B and J stands for - Grudge Match 00:10
B and J stands for
Hey you made me wait 30 years to prove to the world I could kick your ass - Grudge Match 00:15
Hey you made me wait 30 years to prove to the world I could...
Listen uh your thing Turn it down What - Grudge Match 00:13
Listen uh your thing Turn it down What
Now I wish I was blind in both eyes Oh wow - Grudge Match 00:04
Now I wish I was blind in both eyes Oh wow
I said it's time to train - Grudge Match 00:09
I said it's time to train
Give me a towel so I can get this vinegar off my feet It's strong - Grudge Match 00:05
Give me a towel so I can get this vinegar off my feet It's...
Gutsy move going without a bra - Grudge Match 00:08
Gutsy move going without a bra
I got a company that wants the rematch December 15th Palace Theatre - Grudge Match 00:17
I got a company that wants the rematch December 15th Palace...
You threw his old ass out the plane Why are you laughing - Grudge Match 00:08
You threw his old ass out the plane Why are you laughing
I banged his girlfriend - Grudge Match 00:23
I banged his girlfriend
Come on Evander So the man went a little batshit and bit your ear off - Grudge Match 00:11
Come on Evander So the man went a little batshit and bit...
Will one of you hurry up and rape this guy already - Grudge Match 00:05
Will one of you hurry up and rape this guy already
I'm not sticking my hand in horse urine - Grudge Match 00:36
I'm not sticking my hand in horse urine
Where's Frankie - Grudge Match 00:10
Where's Frankie
I'll get you a part in Hangover IV I'm listening - Grudge Match 00:08
I'll get you a part in Hangover IV I'm listening
Hey Webster Show a little respect - Grudge Match 00:16
Hey Webster Show a little respect

Cast

Henry 'Razor' Sharp - Sylvester Stallone
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen - Robert De Niro
Boxing Announcer - Rich Little
Young Sally - Ireland Baldwin
Dante Slate, Sr. - Anthony Bean
Young Dante - Mason Mackie
Dante Slate, Jr. - Kevin Hart
Joey the Bartender - Barry Primus
Shipyard Co-Worker - Oscar Gale
Jabby the Puppet - BJ Guyer
Tough Female Customer - Jen Kober
Mr. Sandpaper Hands - Anthony Anderson
Louis 'Lightning' Conlon - Alan Arkin
Video Game Producer - Don Lake
Kenji - Han Soto
College Kid - Kurt Krause
Self - Steve Levy
Tranny Hooker - Kenneth Kynt Bryan
Cop #1 - Greg Sproles
Shipyard Assistant Manager - Matthew Rimmer
Angry Driver - Kirk W. Johnson
Journalist #1 - Yohance Myles
Journalist #2 - Larry Morgan
Journalist #3 - Jai Stefan
Journalist #4 - Frank Pesce
Sally - Kim Basinger
Dr. Camare - Todd Truley
Lou Camare - Paul Ben-Victor
Commercial Director - Robert Larriviere
Frankie Brite - LL Cool J
Mikey - Joey Diaz
Little Boy at Pool - Macsen Lintz
Puking Boxer - Sam Hoger
Skydiving Instructor - Greg Plitt
Anchorwoman - Courtney Brennan
UFC Official - Dane Rhodes
McDonnen Car Salesman - Judd Lormand
Prostitute - Camila Le Sage
Waiter with Telephone - Rowan Joseph
Groupie in Bar - Kate Reinders
ER Doctor - Griff Furst
Angelina's Look Alike - Bonnie Hellman
Assistant Coach - Wyatt Harris
Kid's Cut Man - Robert Sale
Razor's Cut Man - James Joseph
Referee - Pat Russell
Self - Mike Tyson
Bar Thug - John L. Armijo
Personal Trainer - Rex Baker
Casino Gambler - Nicholas Bursavich
Ringside Reporter - Carroll Burt
VIP Audience - Jonathan Aaron Butler
Parachute Spectator - Andre Caillouet
Fight Reporter - Janet Lynn Carey
Penn State Football Player - Alfred Jude Carter
Ringside Judge - Ron Centanni
Razor's Inner-Circle Associate - Edward J. Clare
Head of Security - Terrance Collier
Steel Worker - Ross P. Cook
Football Player - Jordon Michael Corbin
Girl in Pool - Haylie Creppel
Razor Security - Steven J. Daniels
Portly Puppeteer - Jeff DeRouen
UFC Audience - Michelle DeVito
Spectator - Diana Durango
Upscale Vegas Fight Crowd - Divine Prince Ty Emmecca
Audience Member at Boxing Match - Gloria Gonnillini
Beautiful Woman - Steffie Grote
Timekeeper Referee - James E. Guidry
Boxer - Barry Hanley
Steelworker - Julie Hardin
Shop Girl - Robin Hardy
VIP Boxing Fan - Ryan Hebert
Graphics Technician - Timothy Hinrichs
VIP Fan - Lassiter Holmes
Inmate - Charles Hunt
Fight Attendant - Jessica Incorvaia
VIP boxing guest - Jacquelyn Twodat Jackson
Ring Girl - Tiffany Jackson
Boxing Coach - Jackie Jenkins Jr.
VIP Boxing Guest - Allyson Leigh Jordan
Fight Crowd - Jeffrey Karantza
Photo Model - Kirk Kepper
Fight Patron - Kristal Kincaid
UFC Audience - Gabriel Kissinger
UFC Audience - Gunther Kissinger
Reporter - John C. Klein
UFC Backstage Security - Shane Kretzmann
VIP Boxing Fan - Cynthia LeBlanc
VIP Boxing Fan - Elton LeBlanc
VIP Boxing Fan - A.J. Leitell
Hooker - Lex Lewis
Audience Member - Tonya Maldonado
VIP Ringside Guest - Sheldon Maurer
VIP Fight Guest - Dan McCrory
HBO Crew - Kevonte Mcdonald
Hot Bar Girls - Ginger McNamara
Snorkeling Girl - Claire McReynolds
Razor's Retirement Reporter - Steven Meadows
Police Station Visitor - Wendi Merritt
College Student - Starlette Miariaunii
Young Lightning - Guillermo Miguel
Alex Church - Wendy Miklovic
VIP Ringside Guest - David Stephen Mitchell
VIP Ringside Audience Member - Rebekah Jean Morgan
Razor's Entourage - Clint Michael Naquin
Retiree in Wheelchair - Jay Oliver
VIP Fight Crowd - Gustavo I. Ortiz
1970's Boxing Fan - Philippe Radelet
Fight Photographer - Lisa Raziano
Young Razor - Greg Rementer
Football coach - Michael Rhoads
VIP Boxing Fan - Gus Rhodes
Beautiful Woman - Eva Rivera-Ferrell
VIP Security - Tommy Sheppard
HBO Crew - Kerry Sims
Sitcom Wife - Jackie Singer
Photographer - Carl Singleton
Rope Man #1 - Joseph Stephens Jr.
Gang Member - Tre Styles
UFC Cameraman - Neal Ten Eyck
VIP Guest at Boxing Match - Emily Jessie Thomas
Bus Driver - Mark Tubre
Audience Member - Tre Tureaud
Audience Member - Joseph Uzzell
Lawyer - Bob Walker
Supporting - Michael Whitener
Tourist - Skyler Wilson
Flashback Model - Wendy Wiltz
Man Stopping Fight - Timothy Wyant
Ring Girl #7 - Rosé Belara Young