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"Grudge Match" quotes

Grudge Match poster
A pair of aging boxing rivals are coaxed out of retirement to fight one final bout, thirty years after their last match.

Director: Peter Segal
Writer: Tim Kelleher, Rodney Rothman
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, sport
Year: 2013
MetaScore: 35/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $29,807,260
Released: 25 Dec 2013
Awards: 1 win & 1 nomination
Son of a bitch He ain't ever gonna fight me - Grudge Match 00:22 Son of a bitch He ain't ever gonna fight me Hey What are you doing I thought you wanted me to hit this - Grudge Match 00:16 Hey What are you doing I thought you wanted me to hit this She um She said you turned into an asshole - Grudge Match 00:20 She um She said you turned into an asshole Tell Mr Sandpaper Hands I want my two sleeping pills - Grudge Match 00:09 Tell Mr Sandpaper Hands I want my two sleeping pills So what do you wanna do tonight huh Go to the movies - Grudge Match 00:18 So what do you wanna do tonight huh Go to the movies What is up with you Huh Did you wake up on the wrong side of the tenement - Grudge Match 00:10 What is up with you Huh Did you wake up on the wrong side of... You stuck me with that guy who's such a dumbshit - Grudge Match 00:11 You stuck me with that guy who's such a dumbshit But I still hate you - Grudge Match 00:05 But I still hate you You think you the only one that got ripped off Huh - Grudge Match 00:11 You think you the only one that got ripped off Huh With all that hot talent out there I can land me some snapper tonight - Grudge Match 00:13 With all that hot talent out there I can land me some... Why did you sleep with me - Grudge Match 00:16 Why did you sleep with me A man turns 60 all of a sudden he's washed up and you kick him out of the workplace - Grudge Match 00:23 A man turns 60 all of a sudden he's washed up and you... Well I'll never call you a pussy again - Grudge Match 00:06 Well I'll never call you a pussy again You two some kind of superheroes - Grudge Match 00:09 You two some kind of superheroes Get by Not only did you put Sally at risk - Grudge Match 00:27 Get by Not only did you put Sally at risk Jesus Christ did you just fart on me - Grudge Match 00:04 Jesus Christ did you just fart on me Like I was saying We're gonna focus on your endurance and your speed - Grudge Match 00:14 Like I was saying We're gonna focus on your endurance... You my friend are embarrassing yourself - Grudge Match 00:12 You my friend are embarrassing yourself No ticket no money - Grudge Match 00:14 No ticket no money Yeah you're ready You're a one eyed monster - Grudge Match 00:10 Yeah you're ready You're a one eyed monster How do you live with yourself knowing that we tied - Grudge Match 00:33 How do you live with yourself knowing that we tied Aw for God's sakes call her up - Grudge Match 00:34 Aw for God's sakes call her up Look I know you got every right to hate me And I don't blame you - Grudge Match 00:12 Look I know you got every right to hate me And I don't... Come on come on come on - Grudge Match 00:06 Come on come on come on Sorry you lost Kid - Grudge Match 00:09 Sorry you lost Kid I got a boy in private school which means he has white friends - Grudge Match 00:15 I got a boy in private school which means he has white... Strange how life works out huh - Grudge Match 00:22 Strange how life works out huh You said that - Grudge Match 00:34 You said that Now that you got her you want me to move on And what do I got - Grudge Match 00:07 Now that you got her you want me to move on And what do I... You kidding me - Grudge Match 00:11 You kidding me Hey I hope I don't look like that big of an asshole - Grudge Match 00:05 Hey I hope I don't look like that big of an asshole I got more money for you - Grudge Match 00:41 I got more money for you Thank you Jesus - Grudge Match 00:27 Thank you Jesus I had my hearing aid turned down - Grudge Match 00:08 I had my hearing aid turned down I turned my back like for a minute That was it - Grudge Match 00:33 I turned my back like for a minute That was it You're doing real good you pussy That's not helping - Grudge Match 00:08 You're doing real good you pussy That's not... Hey what's BJ stand for - Grudge Match 00:20 Hey what's BJ stand for You got an iPad - Grudge Match 00:06 You got an iPad Women are more verbal than men - Grudge Match 00:15 Women are more verbal than men Didn't you lose 200 grand betting the Buffalo Bills - Grudge Match 00:09 Didn't you lose 200 grand betting the Buffalo Bills Fighting half blind - Grudge Match 00:15 Fighting half blind Bullshit Fix - Grudge Match 00:18 Bullshit Fix I'm talking about that Kardashian sex tape type money - Grudge Match 00:12 I'm talking about that Kardashian sex tape type money Why don't you have a goddamn TV I could be watching Dancing With the Stars - Grudge Match 00:08 Why don't you have a goddamn TV I could be watching... You know what this is Razor - Grudge Match 00:12 You know what this is Razor What kind of man knowingly takes a job where he's gotta wash another man's balls - Grudge Match 00:13 What kind of man knowingly takes a job where he's gotta... Yeah look at us We're not dead - Grudge Match 00:13 Yeah look at us We're not dead B and J stands for - Grudge Match 00:14 B and J stands for Hey you made me wait 30 years to prove to the world I could kick your ass - Grudge Match 00:20 Hey you made me wait 30 years to prove to the world I could... Listen uh your thing Turn it down What - Grudge Match 00:11 Listen uh your thing Turn it down What I said it's time to train - Grudge Match 00:09 I said it's time to train I got a company that wants the rematch December 15th Palace Theatre - Grudge Match 00:18 I got a company that wants the rematch December 15th Palace... Gutsy move going without a bra - Grudge Match 00:08 Gutsy move going without a bra You threw his old ass out the plane Why are you laughing - Grudge Match 00:09 You threw his old ass out the plane Why are you laughing I banged his girlfriend - Grudge Match 00:31 I banged his girlfriend Come on Evander So the man went a little batshit and bit your ear off - Grudge Match 00:15 Come on Evander So the man went a little batshit and bit... Will one of you hurry up and rape this guy already - Grudge Match 00:05 Will one of you hurry up and rape this guy already I'm not sticking my hand in horse urine - Grudge Match 00:37 I'm not sticking my hand in horse urine Where's Frankie - Grudge Match 00:11 Where's Frankie Hey What are you doing I thought you wanted me to hit this - Grudge Match 00:16 Hey What are you doing I thought you wanted me to hit this I'll get you a part in Hangover IV I'm listening - Grudge Match 00:09 I'll get you a part in Hangover IV I'm listening Hey Webster Show a little respect - Grudge Match 00:23 Hey Webster Show a little respect The octagon - Grudge Match 00:20 The octagon I think we've depressed the shit out of these pigeons - Grudge Match 00:05 I think we've depressed the shit out of these pigeons Piece of shit - Grudge Match 00:04 Piece of shit Oh okay You're the original media whore - Grudge Match 00:16 Oh okay You're the original media whore You know I know it was a long time ago but - Grudge Match 00:31 You know I know it was a long time ago but Don't quit on me Light I won't quit on you - Grudge Match 00:37 Don't quit on me Light I won't quit on you Today I'm announcing my retirement from professional boxing - Grudge Match 00:12 Today I'm announcing my retirement from professional... I came early - Grudge Match 00:15 I came early A two year old could've seen that coming When were you gonna tell me - Grudge Match 00:06 A two year old could've seen that coming When were you... Now I wish I was blind in both eyes Oh wow - Grudge Match 00:04 Now I wish I was blind in both eyes Oh wow Give me a towel so I can get this vinegar off my feet It's strong - Grudge Match 00:05 Give me a towel so I can get this vinegar off my feet...

Cast

Henry 'Razor' Sharp - Sylvester Stallone
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen - Robert De Niro
Boxing Announcer - Rich Little
Young Sally - Ireland Baldwin